Quin

Saw myself for a half-second blur on Kendial Lawrence's 76 yard TD on ESPN. I'll take it.

GORDON

NIEDERMEYER DEAD.

GORDON BECKHAM, HAVE YOURSELF A GAME.

WHAT UP, b****ES?

GORDON MOTHERf***ING BECKHAM

Damn.

QUOTE (kitekrazy @ Sep 3, 2012 -> 04:33 PM) Favorite quote from his opening thread. Man, I never heard of him before, but f*** that guy. Adam agreed.

Rest in Peace Michael Clarke Duncan.

Sox will be first after tonight.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 3, 2012 -> 06:32 AM) My character was sadly underutilized in this production. Im calling my agent You're D-Day. I fail to see the problem

So, I'm building muscle and losing a small bit of weight at a pretty good rate due to quidditch practice starting back up, eating healthier, and working out a bit. But f*** me I'm still barely losing weight. Part of the problem is I can't go on long runs as they're high impact on my knees. Anyone know if swimming is a good cardio workout?

Mercury.

Y'all ready for this s***? Cause it's the yearly thread and f*** all this lying around. Greg: Let it go. War's over, man. Verlander dropped the big one. Quin: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Heat bombed Pearl Harbor and almost beat the Sox in the World Series? Hell no! Balta: [to SS2k5] Heat? SS2k5: Forget it, he's rolling. Quin: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! Caulfield: You know that that phrase was coined by Joseph P. Kennedy, John F. Kennedy's father. Interesting factoid about that...[goes on for five paragraphs about the Kennedy family and how their policies effected China.] [Quin runs out, alone; then returns] Quin: What the f*** happened to the SoxTalk I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Quin, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Verlander, he's a dead man! Cabrera, dead! Fielder... J4L: Dead! Also, one fat motherf***er. Quin's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all in. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! Jason: We're just the guys to do it. Kyyle: [stands up] Yeah, I agree. Let's go get 'em. SoxAce: Let's do it. Quin: [shouting] "Let's do it"! The above was a parody and in no way meant to be taken seriously. IN THIS CORNER AT 2-1 WITH A 3.91 ERA, THE PIMP WITH THE SCREWBALL HECTOOOOOOR SANTIAAAAAGOOOO And in this corner, some dude from the Twins. Man, I never heard of him before, but f*** that guy. SOX FELL TO THE LEAGUE LEADERS IN WEIGHT LAST GAME. IT WAS s***. THIS WEEKEND WAS s***. BUT WHO GIVES A f***? SO WAS THE ROYALS SERIES THEN THEY KICKED THE YANKEES COLLECTIVELY OVERPAID ASSES. SO, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? ARE THEY GONNA LIE DOWN AND LET THE SEASON BE OVER? HELL f***ING NO. ARE THEY ABOUT TO MAKE A PUSH TO GLORY? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX. (Play the following to videos at the same time, scroll to 0:28 for the second video).

f***

f***

Suck a dick Jackson.

DAMNIT.

DAMNIT HUDSON.

Flowers, make it a bit straighter.

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 08:17 PM) Can someone shoot a note in crayon to Hawk to keep his big yap shut on the officials. It's not helping. It's better than getting ESPN.

Sale has cojones.

Horse s*** call on that pitch.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 08:10 PM) That first pitch to Cabrera was probably 3 inches closer to the zone than that strike to Wise. This. And this at bat is the ultimate Skinny vs. Fat battle. And the fat one gets hit.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 01:31 PM) For some reason people are afraid to start new threads. It's prolly because a lot of people get mad and jump on you if u start a new thread, so they post in catch all. And cause some things don't warrant a new thread.