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Mitt Romney's father was on welfare for 4 years. So according to Romney, he could not get his fathers own vote.

QUOTE (CyAcosta41 @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 02:13 PM) Absolutely. Kudos to you, dude. I know that somebody has been doing the Duran Duran Rios thing for awhile now, but couldn't remember who it was. In no way was I trying to steal your thunder. Rather, with the sand of the sliding pit right there, and with the importance of that play, YOUR Duran Duran Rios thing has never been more apt! You aren't the only one using it lately and I was mostly just kidding. But thanks

But what about the terrible farm system? We'll never recover.

Ok, I need to stop this Duran Duran spoof real quick. YOU ARE ALL GETTING IT WRONG. I did it either in 2010 or 2011 and it was "His name is Rios and he dances on the paths" That is all. Found it: http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/lofiversion/...t79387-250.html

After waking up this morning from a bunch of working out yesterday: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 11:48 PM) Goddamn, if you actually pull of a weekend roadtrip to LA I'll be impressed. The longest drive I've ever knocked in a 24 hour period was Salt Lake City to ~Des Moines, and I just couldn't keep going. Please let us know if you do this, and what your secrets are to crossing 2/3 of goddamn America in one sitting.

The past few posts:

QUOTE (IowanSoxFan @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 07:16 PM) How is it going over at Motown Tigers you ask? Originally Posted by Screwtape The White Sox will celebrate this win by going home to their wives/sisters.....inbred b********

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Sep 16, 2012 -> 08:06 PM) Hmmm, works that way too, doesn't it? No, not really. I know Bush loved America, I just thought he was a dumbass when it came to politics. I still think he'd be a great MLB Commissioner. As for Cheney, he wouldn't text. He'd just snarl or something. Cheney just scared the f*** out of me.

QUOTE (mr_genius @ Sep 14, 2012 -> 03:53 PM) so did Obama tweet out his daily apology to the Muslim brotherhood yet? Nah, he flew out to Afghanistan and had lunch with them while wiping his ass with an American flag he burned earlier in the day. Then he snorted crack off of a fully clothed hookers ass before laughing about how Osama was never really killed, nor Saddam, and then they watched The Dark Knight Rises while taking notes on total destruction before finally saying their five-times-a-day prayer to Satan/Stalin/Hitler/Egyptian Pharaohs then Biden texted Obama "D00d u need to get back to the House. Liberal media need something to eat up." Then Obama flew across the Atlantic in a plane that had the communist flag emblazoned on the side before switching into Air Force One in the middle of the ocean on the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier.

QUOTE (danman31 @ Sep 15, 2012 -> 10:53 PM) Hey Mizzou beat Arizona State! Does that matter at all? Amazing finish in the Ball State-Indiana game. Get a big gain with 1 second left to hit the game winning FG. That's why I love college football, even if neither of those teams are good. Side note: Colorado gave up 55 in a half to Fresno State. Holy crap. The refs in the Mizzou-ASU game were god awful. I didn't know half the penalties they called existed.

QUOTE (2nd_city_saint787 @ Sep 15, 2012 -> 07:02 PM) Really hope Tampa misses the playoffs and our Sox make it...If thats the case I thing Sale should win the CY. He should get 3 more starts right? If he can hit 20 wins and the Sox win the division while the Rays don't, it could give him an edge over Price. Also: Damn, Gio. I know wite broke this down in the greatest way possible, but if there was a mythical future where all moves don't create a domino effect and we could still have Gio, along with Sale, goddamn.

I love Rose.

Sale K's 21 as Beckham goes yard in a Sox 1-0 victory.

So can I call Mr. Genius a plethora of slurs, then upon being reprimanded by mods saying they are spineless for taking away my free speech and protecting Mr. Genius? That's how this works, right?

So, I was out driving, but Gavin was cruising and up 1-0. How'd they get the 3?

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 03:54 PM) Apparently some people missed the post with the LH/RH splits off Scherzer this year Someone is overlooking the fact that Hudson sucks.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 03:34 PM) ADA lf Youk 3b Wise cf PK14 1b Rios rf AJP c Alexei ss Johnson dh Hudson 2b jackson cf Dirks lf Fatty 3b Fatty 1b Anti-Semite dh Boesch rf Peralta ss Avila c Infante 2b Wait, who's the anti-semite? QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 03:39 PM) Beckham homers two nights in a row and gets benched, makes sense. As we all know, this is great for Gordon's confidence.

Sox don't win this one, I'm not making another Game Thread in September. Paulie hits and the audience applauds Though he's got a new 'stache he hasn't lost his style Paulie don't you slowdown now Don't give a game away for free, woah AJ is a force at Comiskey Park But he always annoys teams with style So he's waiting out behind the plate He's going to put frustration on Scherzer's face for free, for free This team's got heart Floyd's got to do his part I've got a tab at Comiskey Park Tonight that's where I'll be, I'll be Sale, he knows he's such a credit to the game But Verlander grabs the headlines every time Pennant chases are so much fun In black and white sox for everyone to see, woah Wise trying just to get to second base And he'll steal it when Robin gives the sign, woah He'll spark a rally and show the team ain't dead The inning isn't over yet you see, you see De Aza is the spark Rios has got to hit the ball far I've got a tab at Comiskey Park Tonight that's where I'll be, I'll be Tell the Robin it needs to end in Comiskey Park While the fans fill the stands and cheer The team's still got first place And they control their own fate you see, you see A win tonight would be a start They've got to hit Scherzer hard I've got a tab at Comiskey Park Tonight that's where I'll be, I'll be ------------------------------------------- Reed'll have to learn to pace himself Pressure He can dominate like everybody else Pressure The Sox have only had to run so far, so good But they will come to a place Where the only thing they feel Are wins and losses in their face And they'll have to deal with pressure We wanted to see Kenny unemployed Pressure But that notion he destroyed Pressure Peavy turned the race into a crusade Now here he is, angry faced And Coop with the advice There are stars left to face And he'll be able to handle pressure Dunn is a true outcome machine Strike one, strike two, how far will the ball go? All their life is CSN 35th Street What does it mean? I'll tell you what it means Pressure Pressure Alexei you're at the plate alone Pressure But we know he'll bring men home Pressure I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale But here you are, in the ninth Two men out and three men on Nowhere to look but inside Where we all respond to pressure Pressure All your life is Chicago Sun-Times Cowley wrote s***, what does it mean? Pressure! I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale But here you are, in the race And your veteran advice You have no in front, leading the chase And the Tigers cannot handle pressure The pressure! Pressure! 1, 2, 3, 4, pressure! ------------------------------------------- Now, after the opening act. IN THIS CORNER 9-9 with the 4.55 ERA THE TIGER TAMER FROM THE SOUTHSIDE GAAAVIIIIIN FLOOOOOOYD AND IN THIS CORNER 15-6 and the 3.85 ERA THE MAN WITH f***ED UP EYES Max Scherzer SOX LOST ON HOMERS TO THE TIGERS LAST GAME. IT SUCKED. BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN? THAT'S THE PAST. AND THEY'RE STILL UP TWO GAMES. SO, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? ARE THEY GONNA LET THE TIGERS ROLL INTO TOWN AND LEAVE UNSCATHED? HELL f***ING NO. ARE THEY ABOUT TO BURY THE TIGERS? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX.

LETS GET IT GOING

Gordon wants it bad.

Wait, when my MLB.tv went down we were leading 2-0. What happened?

Hot For Teacher better be someones at bat song now.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Sep 10, 2012 -> 10:23 PM) They play the two songs back and forth every game, just fyi. I was at the game on Saturday and heard Your Love at least twice. I almost never hear it before the AB. I hear it after he gets a hit though.