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What will last longer, this rebuild or Orioles fans fighting us in this specific thread?

Glass 1/10th full mindset and I'm here for it.

DeJong trading his glove for power this season has been one of the more unexpected storylines.

It's amazing what happens once Tommy Pham regresses from hitting like Frank Thomas or Mike Schmidt to hitting like Tommy Pham.

Crochet = Sale, Robert= Eaton, Fedde = Quintana The Schultz line was in there for a reason. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

But that doesn't repeat history quite as well.

SI has become a content farm. I'm guessing they're paying recent grads peanuts to get a legacy name on the resume after the AI articles flubbed.

Crochet to Baltimore in a Holliday deal. Robert to Phillies for Painter, Abel and Griff McGary Fedde to Red Sox for Marcelo Mayer. Then, in 2032, we get ready to trade Schultz for the #1 prospect.

If I've learned anything, it's that both Pedro and Sox fans have no time for this.

Sir, I am on the keep Crochet/Robert train, but only if Getzy can convince JR to sign his unicorn pitcher. Which, in his defense, is a damn near Herculean task.

I'm convinced @SoCalChiSox willed Wolkow into existence

I will also chime in that the AdEEEEEEEEEEos made me laugh.

Man's gonna make WestEddy and I become allies and I don't know how I feel about that.

Oh damn, guess we can't trade him now.

I kinda want the Yankees to get Sheets, then he hits some crucial monster s%*# to that right field porch because the NY Post will run a backpage with "HOLY SHEETS" with him photoshopped as an angel or something and they'll be so proud of themselves.

Rocketman >>> Fishies

Guys, look at the Dash July 19 merch. I love the company that makes all these goofy ass one-off team brandings.

Not much you can do when Andrew McCutchen summons the power of furries. Doesn't even matter that he wasn't in the lineup.

Don't I know it

You're all pitching Fedde + relievers (or Pham), when in all actuality it's gonna be Fedde + dumping Benintendi

It tells me that he ain't a Getz boy. Which means that he's developing on his own. Make Sosa the director of player development.

So it's no Jirschele, but Santos that we're replacing Pedro with?

I think it depends. JR would never do it because he's a cheap ass, but if Crochet were offered a $100M/4 extension, that let's him hit free agency at 29 years old, guarantees generational wealth, but insulates him against possibly losing money if he gets hurt during his two arb years.

Sign Sale. Get Schultz up. Have three tall White Sox lefty unicorns.