Quin

PAULIE SPEED

DAMNIT.

I dislike Brantley.

NEVER FORGET. (Shiiiiit)

QUOTE (Jake @ May 26, 2012 -> 03:31 PM) Great showing from the offense. Nobody really going for the longball, just hitting it where it's pitched. Lift and pull, it was nice to know you. +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

DON'T TAKE HRs FROM THE WHITE SOX.

DAMNIT.

OFFENSE!

DUNNKEY!

GORDO! FINALLY! THEY'RE PLAYING YOUR LOVE FOR BECKHAM AGAIN.

QUOTE (Jake @ May 26, 2012 -> 03:12 PM) Peavy has engaged the angry mode Peavy is baseballs KG.

QUOTE (farmteam @ May 26, 2012 -> 01:58 PM) Ha, I see we have almost identical tipping philosophies. Do you also become a cheap bastard if the service ignores you? Because that's what the fight with my brother was about. Tipping a penny once to literally the worst service I've ever gotten (and will likely ever have) >>>>>> tipping fantastically the rest of the time.

Happy Birthday guys! Where's Milk been lately anyway?

My brother and I had this debate the other night and it led to a fight. I always tip 20% at least, generally round up to 25%, and I'll go higher depending on service and bill (if it's a small bill at say, Steak & Shake, but the server was great, I've left a 50% and even a 100% tip once, but that was great service on a small bill). There was ONE time I didn't. I left a penny tip on a credit card because the waitress who's name was on the receipt got us water. She didn't take our order, get our drinks, bring our food, when a friend spilled his shake and was willing to pay for a new one, just needed something to clean it up, she was nowhere to be found, and she literally ignored our table outside of bringing us water. The whole time she was outside smoking. My brother said I should have left her a 15% tip so she'd believe that college students would tip her and she'd try harder in the future and she probably only gave bad service because she expected a bad tip from younger people. Um, f*** that. She did nothing whatsoever to earn a dime of money from me. Then he said what if she's having a bad day...so? That gives her the right to completely ignore my table? I have bad days working at Mizzou's student TV station or when interviewing people for the newspaper and I put on a fake smile to get the job done. And her job is to serve all tables equally, not just ones she tips well.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 26, 2012 -> 12:07 AM) Your sense of humor is broken. Yes.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 25, 2012 -> 11:40 PM) But enough about Konerko... Wait, what?

Over/under on HRs: 2.5

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:18 PM) Can I get a HELL YEAH!?!! No.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:17 PM) Just got pulled over for doing 56 in a 40!!! Which is odd, since my speedometer said 40. I protested... and only got a verbal warning. He said he was confident I was the only car he could have picked up. But clearly something was very wrong because I was EXACTLY at 40 (cruise control). It was near a place where I KNOW they love to hide, so I am always extra careful there. What I can't figure out is how he got 56. None of the cars near me were going more than 45 and I was probably the slowest. Bitter Buehrle fan.

s***, I posted one too. My bad. So I'll restate it... THE FEATHERED SERPENT! HOME RUNS

MORE HOME RUNS! QUETZALCOATL - THE FEATHERED SERPENT

Golden Gordon.

QUOTE (maxjusttyped @ May 25, 2012 -> 08:29 PM) 50 game sample sizes of UZR are worthless.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:02 PM) well i hope tar get a chance to go yard. No.

But stats and stuff.