Leonard Washington

Rough inning for Schultz, but he ended it with 2 k’s on 6 pitches, so nice comeback.

No argument here. Being labelling as a big market team, despite having (I’m guessing) ~35% of the Chicago market hurts us. If not for that label we wouldn’t be limited to picks 11-30.

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I didn’t see the first HR, but the second ball didn’t look like more than a fly out. The announcer actually called it a pop-up off the bat.

Palette looking good too. Pitching off to a great start today.

“Too left handed” is a new one.

I’d been waiting all game to hear about it!!! But he didn’t tell me about his fantasy team, the big tease…

It would be highest seller. The only thing Jerry has ever, ever cared about is “winning” the deal.

Any cigar buffs here? I’m gonna go smoke a stick - my father 1922 le bijou- and try to forget about baseball.

I’m quoting myself to shame all of you. this is hilarious and you should be ashamed of yourself for not recognizing it via upvote bullshit. im also pretty drunk so cut me some slack here.

The big hurts wife’s vag would be….big hurt.

Is there any more useless stat than “when best player does good team wins when he does bad team loses” ?

At least it’ll be interesting to watch Schuster. I can forgive weak opposite field bloop to kwan

Gonna get shut out again. Raised the IQ. Lowered the RS.

I’m not a gambling man, but the o/u for sox runs scored is gonna be 0.5 pretty soon.

I don’t think a grounder through the legs is lazy. It’s just an error.

New plan: release all the small guys. Sign all the big lugs you can. Incite brawls.

You want to see tens of thousands of people miserable just to see a handful of people squirm with no consequences. Great plan.

I don’t want people to freak out with hot takes, but I swear the most egregious calls go against Moncada, Robert, Jimenez.

Grossman has had fantastic AB’s today.

Lee has been a positive so far. Still very flawed, but you can see a useful player in there.

I wasn’t “upset” by the pick, but I was hoping for Abrams. The whole high floor thing made no sense to me and still doesn’t. R/R 1b don’t have a high floor. They have the lowest goddamn floor because they have to mash to have any value whatsoever.

I’m a two finger guy myself

Hostetler was a serious and overlooked detriment to this team.

Just mute the game dude