Scooped up some scout seats last second and taking my older son to the game.  Today will be our World Series and hopefully Crochet can lead us to victory!

Let’s fucking go!

White Sox lineup:

1. Grossman, LF# (.564)
2. Vaughn, 1B (.514)
3. Sheets, DH* (1.159)
4. Pillar, RF (.619)
5. Sosa, 3B (.555)
6. DeJong, SS (.643)
7. Remillard, 2B (.666)
8. Fletcher, CF* (.657)
9. Maldonado, CA (.226)

6 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

White Sox lineup:

1. Grossman, LF# (.564)
2. Vaughn, 1B (.514)
3. Sheets, DH* (1.159)
4. Pillar, RF (.619)
5. Sosa, 3B (.555)
6. DeJong, SS (.643)
7. Remillard, 2B (.666)
8. Fletcher, CF* (.657)
9. Maldonado, CA (.226)

Now playing at GRF your 2024 Charlotte Knights.

51 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

White Sox lineup:

1. Grossman, LF# (.564)
2. Vaughn, 1B (.514)
3. Sheets, DH* (1.159)
4. Pillar, RF (.619)
5. Sosa, 3B (.555)
6. DeJong, SS (.643)
7. Remillard, 2B (.666)
8. Fletcher, CF* (.657)
9. Maldonado, CA (.226)

Hard to believe we’re this bad with averages that good.

1 hour ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Scooped up some scout seats last second and taking my older son to the game.  Today will be our World Series and hopefully Crochet can lead us to victory!

Let’s fucking go!

Have fun sitting w the other 405 attending todays game

1 hour ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Scooped up some scout seats last second and taking my older son to the game.  Today will be our World Series and hopefully Crochet can lead us to victory!

Let’s fucking go!

Looks like a great day to be at the ballpark. It's a shame that it's mid April and we are already out of it. 

6 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

Looks like a great day to be at the ballpark. It's a shame that it's mid April and we are already out of it. 

They were never going to be in it.

10 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

Looks like a great day to be at the ballpark. It's a shame that it's mid April and we are already out of it. 

Yup, but at least tickets are cheap on the secondary market.  And Crochet alone is worth the price of admission on a beautiful day like this.

That might the worst lineup a baseball team has ever marched out. 

3 minutes ago, PaleAleSox said:

That might the worst lineup a baseball team has ever marched out. 

I am all for this running bit. We deserve a little amusement.

2 hours ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Scooped up some scout seats last second and taking my older son to the game.  Today will be our World Series and hopefully Crochet can lead us to victory!

Let’s fucking go!

Have fun! Nothing beats father-son (or any other parent-child) fun at the ballpark

Welcome, everyone, to this week's edition of "actually watch the White Sox" day, in which we see if Garrett Crochet can continue to spark some semblance of joy during the bottom of each inning.

As for how to handle the tops of the innings, I recommend thinking to yourself how funny it would be if they actually manage to score a run. And if, by some stroke of unnatural luck, they DO score a run -- think of how much funnier it would be if they somehow manage to score ANOTHER run. Recontextualizing situations can lead to new and exciting feelings about them.

1 hour ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Yup, but at least tickets are cheap on the secondary market.  And Crochet alone is worth the price of admission on a beautiful day like this.

Its a great family bonding thing to do, have fun!!

Have we been eliminated fron 2025 post season  yt? 

1 hour ago, PaleAleSox said:

That might the worst lineup a baseball team has ever marched out. 

The funniest thing, to me, is that no one in it is underperforming.

1 hour ago, PaleAleSox said:

That might the worst lineup a baseball team has ever marched out. 

It’s a crime to charge admission to Sox games right now.

59 minutes ago, Snopek said:

I am all for this running bit. We deserve a little amusement.

This isn’t funny what we are seeing with the 2024 White Sox, at least last year they had a slight chance of winning a game, this pathetic team has no chance at all.

2 hours ago, Chicago White Sox said:

White Sox lineup:

1. Grossman, LF# (.564)
2. Vaughn, 1B (.514)
3. Sheets, DH* (1.159)
4. Pillar, RF (.619)
5. Sosa, 3B (.555)
6. DeJong, SS (.643)
7. Remillard, 2B (.666)
8. Fletcher, CF* (.657)
9. Maldonado, CA (.226)

Amazing that Maldonado is still far and away the worst.

29 minutes ago, JoeC said:

Have fun! Nothing beats father-son (or any other parent-child) fun at the ballpark

 

20 minutes ago, The Grinder said:

Its a great family bonding thing to do, have fun!!

Have we been eliminated fron 2025 post season  yt? 

Thanks!

Alright, DraftKings has a stepped-up parlay promotion, so throwing some money on the Sox.  $50 bet pays $850 with the boost.  Here are the legs:

• White Sox to win
• White Sox the score 2+ runs
• Reds scoreless through five
• Vaughn 1+ total base
• Pillar 1+ total base
• Sosa 1+ total base

Please be kind baseball gods!

32 minutes ago, The Mighty Mite said:

This isn’t funny what we are seeing with the 2024 White Sox, at least last year they had a slight chance of winning a game, this pathetic team has no chance at all.

That’s why it’s actually kind of fun. They’re so bad that you enjoy seeing how much they can lower the bar.

12 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Alright, DraftKings has a stepped-up parlay promotion, so throwing some money on the Sox.  $50 bet pays $850 with the boost.  Here are the legs:

• White Sox to win
• White Sox the score 2+ runs
• Reds scoreless through five
• Vaughn 1+ total base
• Pillar 1+ total base
• Sosa 1+ total base

Please be kind baseball gods!

Try to enjoy the time with your kid, because you ain’t winning money if you need all of those things to happen.

3 hours ago, Chicago White Sox said:

White Sox lineup:

1. Grossman, LF# (.564)
2. Vaughn, 1B (.514)
3. Sheets, DH* (1.159)
4. Pillar, RF (.619)
5. Sosa, 3B (.555)
6. DeJong, SS (.643)
7. Remillard, 2B (.666)
8. Fletcher, CF* (.657)
9. Maldonado, CA (.226)

This really is an incredible visual in 2024. Just insane how you can have a roster deteriorate so quickly. 
 

 

Scriffen is obnoxious 

22 minutes ago, Tony said:

This really is an incredible visual in 2024. Just insane how you can have a roster deteriorate so quickly. 
 

 

Though Robert, Moncada and Eloy all have some flaws at least with them in the lineup the Sox sort of resemble a Major League team

At least this game will be over relatively quickly...

2 hours ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Yup, but at least tickets are cheap on the secondary market.  And Crochet alone is worth the price of admission on a beautiful day like this.

Enjoy your time at the ballpark with your son! Bad baseball is easier to digest with a campfire milkshake and some good burgers and hotdogs!