Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

I understand that there's only 27 outs possible for a team to make in a game, but why does it feel like this team makes double that amount of OUTS?

"Afforded myself some leeway" means someone in the chain of command has told him he's fine. Scary shit. Scary.

TLR must REALLY want a position player to pitch an inning this series.

So, if you saw Dallas Keuchel in the airport the day after he was DFA'd, what would you say to him?

its all going according to plan! Get lucky in the draft a couple times (Tim Anderson... and... I dunno who else?) Sign some old veterans (the money will be spent!) Throw the rest of the money at bullpen arms (it never fails!) Call up some kids from the minors that are good (rebuild complete!) Call it a competitive window (lose in the first round of the playoffs two years in a row) Fans will keep coming to the games, buying merch and watching on tv/www.

Its only 3 runs, they can come back fro... oh who am I kidding. Its the 2022 Sox. This game is done.

I sure F###'ng hope so.

I am guessing when Lance Lynn returns in 2-3 weeks.

"HI MOM!"

Don't worry folks, Steve Stone says its all gonna be fine and we're all overreacting.

This team is an embarrassment. Astonishing. When will heads roll? The Sox will somehow manage to squander the prime years of TA, Robert, Moncada, Giolito & Cease...

This is the most bipolar sox team in recent memory. Also - when Lance Lynn comes back, does this spell the end for ol Dallas?

I also heard that they offered the off-season workout buddies of Codify's founder a position in with the org to try to "sweeten the deal" as well.

...am I the only one that finds other stuff to do on Kuechel's turn in the rotation?

I really wish the White Sox would have acquired an actual second baseman.

2021's offensive "Cinderella" story had a burger named after him. 2022's version is a real Burger.

Did the White Sox have good players at that time?

he has a PhD in hitting, not managing. Maybe JR will pull Hawk out of retirement just to fire TLR again.

The Sox did a whole lot of this early last year, too. But in 2021 we had Yermin carrying the offense. There's no bright spots this year

"Best team in the American League" they said. "World Series contender" they said.

I remember listening to that game on the radio. I believe it was the Twins. IRRC he ended up pitching into the 7th inning and got the W.

Dallas Keuchel is fucking terrible.

Yea, Jake Burger gonna put up a 375 OBP in the 8 hole.

There's still time for Rick Hahn to cut him loose.