Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Jun 4, 2014 -> 11:12 PM) Why is Beckham so slow? He clearly masturbates too much. Jittery hands, inability to run fast....it all adds up

cue the Fry meme.... "Can't tell if The Dodgers suck... or if the White Sox pitchers are dominant...."

Next pitch will be up at Flowers' dome.

Tyler "regression" Flowers up at the dish

QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Jun 4, 2014 -> 10:43 PM) Robin is explaining the Abreu on 2nd thing and the ump acts like he doesn't know what he is talking about.. What an idiot.. How can you tell Abreu to go back on a ball? Because he likely demonstrated no effort to advance to 2B until after Dunn occupied 1B. He is right, he should have been able to stay at 2B.

This is a good argue by Ventura. Whats the harm in pushing buttons to keep Abreu at 2B...

what s*** show needs an official review for the count?

Beckett does this stalling bulls*** when he isn't busy throwing at guys who step out on him.

leggy milf in a blue dress... daaaay-um

Its been overshadowed by dogs*** defense, but John Danks is pitching really well tonight.

There's a lot of pretty girls at Dodger games. I'll be in LA for work in September. I need to go to a Dodgers game.

WTF was that s***?

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 4, 2014 -> 10:16 PM) Good grief Beckham...he is struggling like crazy to field the ball cleanly. Is he the worst defensive 2nd baseman in the AL in terms of errors? He's the worst best second baseman in the league.

Here comes the two-run homer.

At least its even. Josh Beckett is f***ing terrible (at hitting)

"Leury Garcia looks like he fell out of Adam Dunn's pocket." hahaha Vin Skully

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 4, 2014 -> 08:50 PM) He'll be retired in the World Series this year? *thumbsup* That'd be a perfect send-off for ol' Vin.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Jun 4, 2014 -> 08:50 PM) I am enjoying the game with Vin tonight good chance next time Sox play Dodgers, Vin may be retired. Indeed. The riffing about the Beckham family... I wish the Sox had enough respect for their viewers/listeners to fire everyone and start over.

Listening to Vin Skully tell Don Zimmer stories was pretty awesome. Now a Leury homer?

QUOTE (Feeky Magee @ Jun 4, 2014 -> 08:42 PM) Is that Van Slyke's number? If he wore his jersey number on his ass.

QUOTE (Feeky Magee @ Jun 3, 2014 -> 06:15 PM) Tyler Danish 5.0 IP, 2H, 0R, 1BB, 5K Nice to see him rebound after a rocky start to his WS stop.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 3, 2014 -> 05:05 PM) Any idea that Quintana could somehow have had a better learning curve than what we've seen from him isn't one I'll agree with. I don't think my attempt at humor made it through written word.

Did Buehrle and Quintana have any roster overlap? Would be interested to see what Jose could have gleaned from Buehrle in regards to TWTW and all that non-statistical bulls***.

I'm gonna play dumb here, but why would you trade a relatively cheap, elite MLB-top-5 (arguably top-2) SS??? Even though KennyVP and RickyGM are rebuilding, he's young enough and still improving to the point where he'll be around when the team contends... Why trade him? There is no one in the pipeline that can play at half his production. The SS in the minors are noodle-bat, defense-first guys. Gordon Beckham has settled nicely into the defense-first category, and we Soxtalkers can't wait to ride his ass out of town. Let's say the Sox do trade Ramirez. A week after the trade, this board will blow up with how dumb a move it was and how terrible [insert whatever AAAA "prospect" the Sox call up here] has been. Trading him is stupid. Stupid. If there's a list of untouchable Sox players, he's #2. CHRIS SALE Alexei Ramirez Jose Abreu Jose Quintana Everyone else on the team can go f*** off.

After going to the Watch_Dogs launch event, playing the video game for a week straight, I'll be putting down the controller for Soul Suspect tonight. I suspect that I will be playing Watch_Dogs by tomorrow evening, though. Soul Suspect looks awesome, but Watch_Dogs is sooo good. The negative reviews are just idiotic.