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We, the intelligent, informed Sox fans.... All he;s sayins is.... Sox ain't trading for some dude who makes 20 mildo a year, so get used to names you are familiar with being replaced by names you've never heard of...

Surkamp should change his name to SurBBamp

QUOTE (Jose Abreu @ Jul 6, 2014 -> 03:25 PM) isn't there a poster here named gunt There is a pack of "Gunts" where I work, and they all have their initials sewn on their dress shirt cuffs. I'm pretty sure that is where the term originates from.... from dictionary.com: "gunt: a man or men who have their initials sewn on their dress shirt cuffs."

Here comes the 3-run dagger from Cano. Oh wait, its Michael Saunders, nevermind!!! Nice move, RV. Good call.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 6, 2014 -> 03:19 PM) I have a new sig a "male b****" is a "boytch" or as I like to refer them to as a.... "gunt"

Way to suck at life, Dayan Viciedo. This team sucks. Trade everyone except for Sale and Abreu and I don't know, maybe somebody else.

QUOTE (Jose Abreu @ Jul 6, 2014 -> 02:59 PM) Gillaspie has a bruised right knee Devil on my shoulder: "Which is why Cano should have a bruised back of the neck." Passive Aggressive Angel on my Shoulder: "Let's go ahead and piss off their GM so we can't trade with them later in the month."

I want to see how big Noesi's balls are when he has the chance to peg Cano right between the 2 and the 4.

QUOTE (scs787 @ Jul 6, 2014 -> 11:46 AM) Had not looked at his free agent status....He'd be a real good pick up. I doubt they add anything either, just going off what was being reported here. Ya, he'd be a nice off-season target for sure. He's a Boras guy so I bet his demands will be that of an ace starting pitcher.

QUOTE (scs787 @ Jul 6, 2014 -> 12:35 PM) With Boston supposedly being interested I'd gladly take Andrew Miller back who I'm seeing may be on the block. A legit LH reliver to pair with Petricka/Putnam/Jones/Webb for the future would be real nice. Miller is a free agent after this season. Boston is in pretty bad shape. 8 games out of their division, 9 games out of the WC. They have a worse W/L than the White Sox. I doubt they are legitimately adding anything. If the Sox add a lefthanded arm for the bullpen, it would seem based on Hahn's short history, someone younger and pre-arb (like Luis Avilan, for example)

The Yankees aren't out on Danks yet. When McCarthy's arm falls off in Late July (which it does every season) they'll call for Danks.

Now that he signed with Kansas City, I look forward to the embarrassing moment when the White Sox are paying for him to strike out Adam Dunn.

QUOTE (SoxPride18 @ Jul 5, 2014 -> 01:33 PM) Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo · 13m Source: No "significant talks" between #Mariners, #WhiteSox on a trade for Dayan Viciedo http://sbnation.com/e/5637244 #sadface

Felix ain't foolin the Cubans today.

QUOTE (Feeky Magee @ Jul 5, 2014 -> 01:09 PM) Flicking between the hurling and this, was it nearly out? Almost.

If I was Danks and I didn't want to be traded, I would totally suck on purpose right now.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jul 5, 2014 -> 10:18 AM) But Ross Gload was one of my favorite players and Viciedo is not, so nothing in common. Boom. Yea, I had a sports crush on Ross Gload, mostly for that one game in 2004 when he hit a grand slam off of Zambrano at Wrigley that got called back, only to follow it up with a bases-clearing double. Too bad he didnt have ebough power for 1B and wasn't a good enough defender to stick in the OF.

If the White Sox traded Danks today, who would take his rotation spot? Axelrod?

QUOTE (scs787 @ Jul 5, 2014 -> 01:20 PM) When I was looking at WAR(apparently the crappy kind) today I was dumbfounded to see Jake has the 25th highest of any pitcher. Most of any reliever. SELL HIGH!!!!

ya, I was gonna say... let's sign some more cubans. So far WE'VE gotten it right 2 out of 3 times. 66.666666666666666667% ain't bad for US right? WE'VE got to sign some more Cubans and spend OUR bonus money!

He could also file a grievance with the PA about being benched for no daggum reason.

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Jul 3, 2014 -> 03:54 PM) The we with sports teams has always been weird for me. If you attend or attended a college, referring to their teams as we seems OK, but why are the White Sox we if you don't work for them? If you are a big fan of a band, you don't say we have a concert in Portland tonight, or our world tour has 70 dates. People would think you are missing some marbles. Living in a poorly educated, ass-backwards southern state, there aren't a lot of professional sports teams to root for. So, the inbred rednecks love to wear their State school's hoodies along with their duck dynasty hats and Wranglers. Talk about infuriating. You didnt f***ing go to college asshole, put away the college sweatshirt. I know what its like to be a college grad, and if you were one, you wouldn't support the college that calls and emails every damn day asking for donations when you have 75k in student loan debt. Conclusion: people who wear college sweatshirts didnt go to college.

It even pisses me off at work when the following scenarios occur: 1: Overpaid VP in a pressed shirt arrives at a project meeting and tells us "We need to operate with a greater efficiency that best represents our customers' needs" where my typical response is "STFU and go man your spreadsheet. I'll write the code, dBag." 2: Project Manager asks "Where We Are" with a task or deliverable... Where we are? Well... you "work from home" so you are probably at the f***ing beach sipping a pina colada patronizing me from your iFruit smart phone while I'm sweating out here with my cubemate who had too much protein for lunch." It goes both ways, people.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 2, 2014 -> 09:33 AM) Jeff Passan ‏@JeffPassan 5m In 2007, MLB gave Alex Rodriguez permission to take testosterone. Interesting stuff from a new book excerpted in SI: http://bit.ly/1o8EJhP Reading the article, I gather that he applied for permission to use Testosterone to combat symptoms from prior steroid use? What a s*** show.

Can I add Hawk trying to scale up his home run call.... You caaaaaan... put it on the booooOOOOOAAAARD..... Just say it. You can't sing. Please stop trying.