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seriously. f*** me. I am turning off this game and stopping my silly predictions.

Here comes a grand slam by a pitcher.... So we can see it on the highlight shows for the next 15 years.

I like that the Sox are at least losing badly now. I can make fun of my own team if they lose badly. If they lose well-played, well-pitched 2-1, 3-2 games, its frustrating. At least I can have a laffriot or two with 2013 southside s***show.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 30, 2013 -> 01:06 PM) The idea of Peavy getting traded to a team that wants a starting pitcher down the stretch in a pennant race amuses me, but only due to Peavy's questionable ability to pitch in the clutch. http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/mlb/prosp...ex.jsp?c_id=bal Then select "Baltimore Orioles"

Ima go out on a limb here yous guys and predict a trade to the Orioles for Jack Peavmann today.

if Charlie Haeger were still on the Sox this s*** wouldn't be happening.

goddammit

Ima go out on a limb here yous guys and predict a complete game shut out for Jack Peavmann today.

Ima go out on a limb here yous guys and predict a no-hitter for Jack Peavmann today.

Bring him back quickly so he can be reinstated from the disabled list, designated for assignment and then outrighted to AAA.

The palehose should stick whoever is the statistically worst Sox hitter in the 5-hole. 212/277/344 (621 OPS - second worst OPS in lineup)

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Clearly Hawk doesnt have TWTW if he is "out sick". Where's the fire and passion? Where's the will to win? C'mon Hawk!

This is a horses*** team, no matter how hard you try to see positives... they dont pitch well, don't field well and can't hit. My inner "John Madden" tells me that you need to do all 3 things well to win baseball games. Aside from a few bright spots (Alex Rios, Conor Gillaspie, Chris Sale, Jake Peavy, Addison Reed, Jesse Crain).... this team is 76% horses***. That's 6 good players out of 25, for those keeping score at home.

This is insane. DO they really need Omogrosso on the roster that badly that they can't call someone up to start in Sale's place?

QUOTE (Soxfest @ May 20, 2013 -> 08:14 PM) They need to stop trying to sell season ticket plans that ship has sailed. ALL IN!

Professional AB there by Keppinger. Drive up that pitch count....

The Red Sox offense is really good, so the Sox will need more than 5 runs with Axelrod pitching tonight.

I've heard that this trade is agreed upon in principal, pending a brain scan and psychological evaluation of the Diamondbacks GM.

c'mon everybody... stop picking on OP... he's just rosterbating.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 2, 2013 -> 02:23 PM) The Braves want to move to the AL? Yea, so I think the joke is lost having not been spoken aloud. Braves fans don't want Uggla hitting or playing in the field. Since they play in the NL and obviously don't have a DH, Uggla wouldn't be playing much.

So uh... funny story. I went to a "rock" concert this week in my new hometown (not Chicago) and I was talking to the band a bit after. They asked for cool places to visit in Chicago when the tour swings through later this month. They asked if going to a Cubs game is a waste of time because "aren't they pretty much the worst team in the history of ever?" :roflcopters:

Maybe this injury will cause him to have limited range-of-motion in his left shoulder and subsequently, fix the huge ass hitch in his swing.

Come on you guys... for all we know Peavy slept weird lastnight and has back pain. I'm roughly his same age and that s*** happens to me all the time. Let's not all jump off the bridge because Peavy is missing a start. He'll in all likelihood be back for his next start. This is hella better than if he "bulldogs" through pain and destroys his back for all eternity and never pitches again.