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If you're not in the 99.5% of the country getting Yankees-Red Sox.

I'm thinking start Wise in CF Sunday and give DeAza a day off.

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DeAza 8 Youkilis 5 Dunn 3 Konerko DH Rios 9 Pierzynski 2 Viciedo 7 Ramirez 6 Beckham 5 Liriano 1

I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

I might pitch Wise ahead of Septimo.

AL Best Record/AL West: Texas Oakland -3 AL Central: SOX Detroit -1 AL East: Baltimore NY Yankees Tampa Bay -3 AL Wild Card: Oakland +2 Baltimore/NY Yankees LA Angels -2½ Tampa Bay -3 Detroit -4½ 9/15 Games: SOX @ MIN 1:10 DET @ CLE 4:05 TB @ NYY 4:05 LAA @ KC 7:10 SEA @ TEX 8:05 BAL @ OAK 9:05

You serious?

Not really, because if the Sox can't beat a pitcher named Esmerelda with an ERA over 9 with any of their starting pitchers, then they don't deserve to win this division.

I'd like to keep it within a half hour or so, since we have small kids and we might need to split the days up into two segments with a rest/nap period in between. It doesn't need to be anything really nice--just needs bare bones furnishings and a bit more space than a hotel room would provide.

Thanks, that looks decent.

The headline was incorrect in that it was a grandmother and not a grandfather, but yes it's a terrible time for Manti. I can't imagine losing a significant other at any age, let alone 20.

Thanks. Very pricey, but it's a good start.

Just looked it up on Baseball Cube and it seems as though there are two different pitchers named Josh Fields. One was a 23rd round pick of the Sox in 2001 and last pitched in the Atlantic League in 2008. The other was a first round pick of Seattle in 2008 and spent 2012 in the Red Sox system.

I have a 4½ year old son and a 3 year old daughter. To date, any overnight trips that we've taken have involved staying at the homes of family members. We're thinking that in March, for my wife & son's Spring Break, we'd like to venture out into full family vacation mode. We think that Chicago might be a good place to go because it's not too far of a drive and we know of plenty of things to do that the kids will like. The one thing I need help with is that for a 3-5 day trip with small kids, I'd much rather get some kind of condo/townhome rental rather than a hotel. It helps save money on meals, and it also helps to have a little bit more space for days when the weather is bad or we're really worn out and want to spend some time inside without feeling cramped. Anybody know of any places in the Chicago area that do this?

I want to see how the Bears fare against a team better than Indianapolis but worse than Green Bay before I make any judgments. Was there ever any doubt the Bears would be 1-1 now?

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Moving Sale back to Monday means he gets three more starts. Having Sale pitch tonight means he gets four more starts. Four starts of Sale > Three starts of Sale

AL Best Record/AL West: Texas Oakland -3 AL Central SOX Detroit -1 AL East: Baltimore NY Yankees Tampa Bay -3 AL Wild Card: Oakland +1 Baltimore/NY Yankees LA Angels -3½ Tampa Bay -4 Detroit -5½ 9/14 Games: DET @ CLE 7:05 TB @ NYY 7:05 SEA @ TEX 8:05 LAA @ KC 8:10 SOX @ MIN 8:10 BAL @ OAK 10:05

7 of the 9 are registered trademarks--Sale doesn't stand a chance!

Thanks for the links. I'm not local so Channel 50 isn't an option.

If your cable company happens not to carry the NFL Network, are there any "unofficial" websites that might happen to have a live stream of the game?

I lived near the Blue Line in Oak Park and I made that trip all the time. Never had a problem.

I'm not sure how much UC parking costs, but there is a $5 lot at the Des Plaines blue line stop and then the fare is $2.25 each way.

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