Andy the Clown

I'm presuming they would move Tank to 1B, or...wait for it... 3B

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playe...amp;position=OF

I know it's Phil, but I found this interesting: https://mobile.twitter.com/philgrogers/stat...712900234772480 It would probably cost us Santiago, and I'd probably do it.

Really. Why would anyone want Gordon? This sounds like a media plant by Rick to me.

If we're taking shots on injured folks, I'd rather have Johan Santana.

"The mule" Cause he'll donkeystomp you. Then there's the double entendre drug reference...

Keppinger is such a British cigarette.

That sounds pretty good.

I'd like to See the Sox do what you're suggesting. I don't want to see them go "all in" or anything like that, but the stellar starting pitching we have does have a window. I don't think we should punt 2014.

What about C? We have to do better than what we have currently.

Careful, you're going to piss off Greg.

He was never very good. You're seeing his true level of ability.

I have to tell you -- I'm starting to get excited for 2014. Outside of massive holes at 3B, 1B, and C, we're in pretty good shape. Like "we can compete with the Tigers" shape.

And it shows how easily bullpen arms are overvalued.

When Hawk and Stone are together, Hawk is a caricature and Stone is as dry as sandpaper. Hawk and Wimpy are magical together.

Illustrates the limits of WAR pretty well.

Santiago for Morrison is fair. Johnson for Morrison is stupid.

Kepp is such a piece of s***e.

This is the kind of performance that will get Santiago traded for a bat in the off-season.

I care about this year's data.

Yeah. Garcia can actually hit a little bit.

We're going to be in on Choo. Book it.

Next up: Dump Kepp's sorry ass on the Yankees.

Again, he's a RF with a .427 slugging percentage. He's not getting younger, and he's not necessarily a great clubhouse guy.

He's getting paid to posture.