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Lol, so it was April 4th. Bummer did indeed come in on April 4 though, with the game tied. Balta's timeline is all jacked up. Mistakes that happened in 1 game are spread across multiple games. Edit: Nvm, that one was April 7 against Seattle.

Lotssss of errors in here. What were you looking at? April 2: this was not opening day. The white Sox won this game. April 4: Lynn started, followed by Heuer, then Bummer came in when it was 4-4. April 5: the Sox won this game 6 to 0. Foster did not blow the game evidently. April 13: Yermin started this game, Bieber did not pitch this game. Hendriks did not pitch this game. Fake news Balta! Rescind the likes he got for the post!

fathom is the man. The guy is the absolute king of one liners.

I tuned in recently and he mentioned that the Robert and Eloy injuries could be bad karma for hiring TLR. Dude is a grade A douche.

Troll takes aside, my favorite serious take in this thread is that it is the MLB's fault for changing the rules. LOL. That is just gold.

Is joc still available?

As a former B&B fan, I can't stand Bernstein now. He was an asshole then, but I found it kind of funny. Now he's an asshole and a self righteous, hardcore SJW. He's become insufferable.

Troy and WokeUp on maximum overtroll

Just do it. Preller would do it.

What happened to the good old fashion sieve analysis?

Just fail him on his 2022 physical. Easy peasy

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Everybody knew Latos' performance was smoke and mirrors. His peripherals were garbage. Nobody in our rotation is comparable to him. Maybe Keuchel, but he's our 5th pitcher, so who cares?

There's no need to overthink this. LF Eloy, CF Robert, RF Vaughn, DH Yermin That offense absolutely spanks.

You don't trade a guy with his kind of bat... he's been absurd so far and has showed no signs of slowing down.

I'm hoping for a Bonds-like OPS out of our player as well

LOL. Post-game mentioned how the only other modern era pitcher to have 10+ Ks, allow no more than 1 hit, and get 3 hits did with the bat today was Catfish Hunter. Ozzie then says thank god Hawk isnt still calling the game, or else we would have had to hear Hawk talk about Catfish Hunter the entire rest of the game. Then Ozzie did a Hawk impression. "I tell you what, Catfish Hunter was the best..." That was good stuff.

I actually kind of like the Benetti-Len play by play duo

This ump is shit

Where though? Doubt Tony plays him over Eaton, and that defense would likely be brutal

Shit call by an ump once again

Grandal isn't doing that right now though. He's been bad at the plate AND behind the plate. Being horrendous behind the plate as a catcher will result in fans getting pissed. Gallo at least gives you above average defense in the corner OF. Not enough sample size in CF yet.

That .400~ OBP Gallo can put up will totally piss off all the Sox fans here!

Ugh, I hate that we keep them in the DR for tax purposes... Whatever. Hopefully Cespedes can get here soon. I thought he was participating in extended sprung training?

Well, that's dumb