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Hell yes!

Not having this televised is pretty bogus. I'll provide high level, big brained analysis of what's going on at the game

Didn't you hear? Jose's extension is the reason Robert, Eloy, and Moncada signed extensions. Without Jose those guys give up and refuse to play for the White Sox.

He may be aluding to Vaughn being better than Abreu already, which I would agree with. Regardless, Jose refuses to DH full time. I hope he's ready to next year.

By soberly, I mean shitfaced

Currently at spring training. Will give you all very high IQ insight of the team as I soberly watch them

GET FUCKED CUBBOS

Bummer will be our best relief pitcher, but I think they keep him in the high leverage reliever role. My money is on Colome.

Because more buckets of guaranteed money is good?

I'll have to do some research to confirm this

This is a tall claim. Some proof would be great. I think it's the millions of dollars that got it done, not the opinion of a geriatric ballplayer.

Swimming is more then enough. If he gets a calorie deficit going then he can lose weight. No excuses when you are a first round pick.

Was Jose there holding a gun to their head while they signed? I'm interested to hear how it went down.

I've eaten Crow before and it doesn't taste too bad. This isn't a case though. Give me proof Abreu is the reason Yoan signed before making foolish claims. I'll be waiting.

Just LOL at people giving Abreu credit for all these contracts. Money talks. Players aren't signing because Jose freaking Abreu is here. Hahn deserves the credit for these signings.

I mean, Burger does look quite hefty in that photograph. You'd hope a guy would be dedicated to shedding weight after 2 Achilles tears.

The latest reports had him dining at The Frying Dutchman, where he ate all their shrimp and two plastic lobsters as well

I hear Joe Borchard has "light tower power"

Welcome to the internet.

The rumors of him not being serious about rehab and his evident weight issues don't help...

Marcus Semien is a free agent next year. Good thing you aren't the GM, because that's some trash

Fixed

How the hell can Yermin's knees hold all that weight while catching? The guy is a DH, plain and simple.

Mazara with a nice drive opposite field for a single. Didn't try to do too much with that pitch. Good stuff.

Nvm, found the game on reddit. PM me if anybody wants a link