ron883

Cringeworthy Twitter post. Hopefully God directs Machado to the White Sox while he is at it.

Live contract signings are always risky. Yolmer Sanchez may come out and give him a powerbomb through the table.

It would definitely surprise me. He was hitting at an unsustainable pace with a ridiculous babip. No way he returns to that.

@greg775 lollll you called it greg!

Dick Allen remains cautiously pessimistic after hearing all these positive rumors

His OBP in 2018 was higher than any of the active White Sox players in 2018. He plays plus defense at a premium position. I'm sorry Greg, but you are taking an absolute garbage stance on this. Package his production with the fact that he is Manny's friend, and it is a no brainer.

He also got plenty of other deals wrong. Dude throws shit at the wall and hopes he gets it correct. He's another incarcerated Bob.

Give him a break dawg. I wouldn't be releasing more info if people kept bugging me about it

Realistically, whoever signs second will be looking for more cash. This is just annoying.

He's no Ozzie. Ozzeroo was the best! Ozzie Ozzie yo ho!!!

Care to expand on why?

Covey has so much movement on that 93-94 mph two seamer or whatever it is when he is on. He can look great with that thing. It looks like trash the majority of the time though. Hopefully he can be a more effective bullpen piece.

Happy with kopech's first response and then his reply.

She probably longs for whatever gives her the most expensive jewelry and purses. He will go where the money is.

Once he is under contract, he can either play 3B or grab some bench

Manny will play wherever the hell we tell him to play. It's that simple

The boundaries will be pushed, in this opaque and misunderstood cog of the world. It is a battleground. These warriors will have to... ...find out if they'll be making millions of dollars OR tens of millions of dollars!

If we acquire a big dog, I hope somebody sticks it to buster Olney for laughing at the White Sox chances.

Thank you very much. This answered basically everything I need to know. Sounds like a similar group to what I'm going with. Thanks to all for the help. Maybe I'll run into some folks from here at spring training. I'll be wearing an Abreu jersey.

Can my name be changed to ron883 please? Thank you!!

We know you still have it in you @ChiliIrishHammock24. If the Sox get Machado, you're giving him his official nickname damnit!

Just paying homage to the nickname

That was actually ChiliIrishHammock24 (Joe coolman) who created it. He refuses to talk about his nicknaming past, though. It's a shame. He used to be the official soxtalk nicknamer.

Big time. Thinking of changing my forum name back to it