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Tony LaRussa has 666 career wins for the White Sox right now. I think we should sacrifice him asap. If we can’t appease the baseball gods then mine as well go all in on the other side. The Sox would gain at least 2 titles from that. Watch Sheets hit 40 home runs and Yaz Grandal regain his form. It’d be like the devil going down to Georgia for some sun and jewelry. Let’s just go full Robert Johnson at the crossroads.

Offense was never fixed in order to be broken. it’s one of the worst Sox offenses I’ve seen in a bit. I sorely miss those Jermaine Dye days with Paul Konerko and Jim Thome.

when a jacket wears you and you don’t wear it. I don’t need a fancy jacket to look cool, I mean it might help though

You let a guy with a 4.7 era, after going scoreless for 5 and a 1/3, get 7 Ks and 0 runs off ya. This team better get their head straight. It’s like game 1 @ Colorado all over again

Reinsdirt is a dork with zero IQ. Everyone takes advantage of him. Hey, that’s what you get when you watch your woman with other men. No one respects that clown he’s like the will smith of baseball owners.

It’s time to call a spade a spade. Yoan cares more about putting mascara on, before his big date, than he does his approach at the plate. The entire coaching staff is a joke and bulletproof aka typical Chicago cronyism. McEwing should of been fire months ago for sending players home that a 10 year old wouldn’t dare in RBI baseball. The training staff is the worst in baseball. Hitting sucks, players can’t stay healthy, and they have no drive. I don’t even think LaRussa cares about the Sox, he’s a Cardinal all the way and it probably lit a fire inside of him when the Sox didn’t want him. The pitching coaches look like crap to me too. Google mlbs top players 2022 and you will see that, before the season starters, both giolito and Lynn were top 50ish. Fire the entire staff. Can’t be .500 with this much talent. Coaching/training are the problem.

You know what pisses me off, back during the purple Steve stone versus the green shirt charity days that raised $260,000, I gave a lot of money and am yet to receive my Steve Stone purple shirt that’ll match my kicks, I means that’s some crazy ish. White Sox…still ripping people off in 2022

Lance Lynn looks like a 3 year old kid who just went to the bathroom in their pants every time he’s about to pitch. He’s Dallas Keuchal without the sticky stuff. Instead of being the fun pudgy 20 year old frat boy, he’s know a fat ass old man out of shape cut this sap ASAP! Trade for Quintana make it happen can’t be worse than Dallas or Lynn

This Sox team is soft. They just want tattoos and women. A little stint on the IL means a few more chicks aka a few notches on the ole belt. These clowns don’t know what pain is. Fight through it you band of wimpy kids! And the coaching staff must be completely drunk all of the time, like LaRussa, to put up with these softies on the south side who are softer than soft serve. They’d be better acquainted on the north side. How many home runs did this soft ass team have at Colorado? Zero aka as much as a t-baller in East Hazel Crest. Offense and bullpen are crap despite hundreds of millions thrown against the wall to see if it sticks. Pathetic

Fire the training staff!

14-5, screw this weak thread let’s do the whole 2nd half

Yeah, it’ll be Tony LaRussa’s head in a jar breaking the record.

This is why I am glad I moved outta south of Chicago about a decade ago. A thirteen year old, running a Madden franchise, would know to ditch this current White Sox so-called training staff with a better rated one. I worked at the Thompson Center with rod blagojevich and I’ll tell you what, the Sox run their franchise like balgojevichs’ yes-men before he went down in a blitz of press. How long do bear fans wish for one era to pass on and a new one take over? The same is true for the White Sox now.

Pollock 3rd?! LaRussa has been drunk since Tuesday. And Sheets in there everyday cuz the Sox are more desperate for a left handed bat than a kid with acne is for a date to the prom. No amount of hair dye, or alcohol, is going to fix La Russia. (That’s what I’m calling him now cuz he’s the enemy). Where’s this guys mojo? Where’s his hall of fame charm? Does he have an X taped by the stairs in the dug out, as a symbol, so he knows where to stand? Shake it up a bit Tony! These guys gotta be loose heading into the games in Colorado. Sox will hit 6 home runs in that 2 game set, bet.

Oh, well you know…as the folks in Minnesota say the world needs ditch diggers too. At least you’re working pal. Seriously though, Anderson did play in the all star game.

I wonder where Noah Schultz is on the white Sox top 30 prospect’s list. White Sox were thinking about getting Wes Kath in round 1 last season, but opted for Colson Montgomery instead. If Montgomery is #1 in the top 30, and Kath is 6th, then is LHP Noah Schultz 7? I expect the White Sox first 4 picks to make the top 25 next season

Apparently, you haven’t been to Kankakee lately. 6’4 and 3/4 is the average height of a man, between 18-26, in this relatively small town. There was also a train that derailed in the early 90’s and covered the town in radioactive waste. Basically, my point is, girls are taller than you in the town of Kankakee. The coordinates line up with the Devil’s Triangle too. It’s Japan’s Bermuda Triangle. It’s good to see the Sox focusing on pitching the last two drafts. On day 3, I’d still draft 70% pitchers. The system needs it.

Terrific pick if the good guys do actually sign him.

Lance Lynn is the new Dallas Keuchel

Unless it was during the Jermaine Dye days, I don’t recall the good guys ever having such an easy schedule in the second half. I can’t wait to see the Sox @ Rockies! Also, I’d bet the over on the 8 runs.

but he’s a switch hitter

I’ll take the Sox 8-3

Elloy should be back very, very soon. It would be nice to see this line up very soon: SS Anderson RF Vaughn CF Robert 1B Abreu 3B Moncada LF Jiménez DH Sheets/Burger C Grandal 2B Harrison

That jazz scenario has been floated around for months. Leave him on the Marlins, he’s not worth it.