Watching these crooked number innings and clean double plays like...

NSFW

I'm getting used guitar ads from reverb.com.

And new guitar ads from Sweetwater.

They are tempting me, wegs.

Just now, wegner said:

I love ads....last year I had all those lovely Eastern European women on my Soxtalk feed.

Whatever floats your boat?

2 minutes ago, wegner said:

I love ads....last year I had all those lovely Eastern European women on my Soxtalk feed.

Oooh.

Eastern is my favorite flavor in European women.

It would be SO swell if Kelly doesn't suck this year.

But I intend to breathe normally.

 

Cease went 6 innings on just 41 pitches? I know it’s the A’s + 3 double plays, but that’s wild.

Kelly really uses the whole pitch clock, eh? Doesn't let it rush him at all.

6 minutes ago, Bossanoveralls said:

It would be SO swell if Kelly doesn't suck this year.

But I intend to breathe normally.

You will love him by June 21 and hate him again by June 30

Mieses hit that ball hard. Tough hill to climb for him if he is primarily 1b though.

Bummer!!!!

My man!!@@

Okay.

Now you're ready.

3 minutes ago, Timmy U said:

Mieses hit that ball hard. Tough hill to climb for him if he is primarily 1b though.

He played 100+ OF games last year, so I don't think that's a worry just yet.

12 minutes ago, Timmy U said:

Mieses hit that ball hard. Tough hill to climb for him if he is primarily 1b though.

Since when did the Sox care about porous OF defense...?

19 minutes ago, wegner said:

You will love him by June 21 and hate him again by June 30

9 days feels like an eternity between Joe Kelly meltdowns 

9 minutes ago, Autumn Dreamin said:

He played 100+ OF games last year, so I don't think that's a worry just yet.

I haven’t seen much of him but he doesn’t look like a lumbering oaf that can’t pass for a LF. 

If he'da straightened out that foul ball...

At least Billy was swinging the bat.

If you're gonna hit a dinger, you gotta be a swinger.

3 minutes ago, Tnetennba said:

9 days feels like an eternity between Joe Kelly meltdowns 

Oh I was figuring in an injury somewhere during those 9 days

I like our chances in this one.

SOX WIN!!!! 

SOX WIN!!@@!!

8 minutes ago, wegner said:

Oh I was figuring in an injury somewhere during those 9 days

In related news, I do have a suggestion in to the Commissioner's Office to rename The IL to The Kelly.....but Rob has not called me back yet.

36 minutes ago, Tnetennba said:

 

It is always shocking how tall he is. He’s like 5/6th Noah schulzez

Romy Gone-Zalez more like

 

Today's game looked like vintage 2021 "kill the lefties" White Sox.