February 6, 2006

 

 

The Top 5 Things Heard During the Super Bowl

That Sounded Dirty, But Weren't

 

 

5> "You said it, Al -- that muff was huge!"

 

4> "He's been getting into the pocket all day and forcing Big Ben

out to the left, where he always gets whacked hard."

 

3> "Let's wait to see where the spot ends up."

 

2> "He really needed 10 inches, but it looks to me like he's only

got about six."

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 ThingsHeard During

the Super Bowl That Sounded Dirty, But Weren't...

 

 

1> "If I really need to score in under a minute, I put the ball

in Big Ben's hands and let him work his magic."

 

 

 

Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 17-item list and the

Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list:

"Fumblerooski!" and "Sidelined"

http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml

Major labels losing millions to online networks?

 

Jessica Simpson re-signs to Columbia for $35 Million :puke

Edited February 7, 200620 yr by 3E8

Online registration for the Wall Street Journal was an absolute breeze. If anyone was hoping to subscribe, but was scared away at the thought of a nasty online registration, fear not, it was painless.

 

Highly recommended.

Golden Girls on tv and all I can think of is Rex . . .

This gyro is fabulous.

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that

they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's

Day is for a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get

mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

 

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would

get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

 

Osama Bin Laden," she says.

 

Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

 

Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could

have enough love to give Osama a valentine, ! he might start to think

that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little

bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama,

he'd

love everyone a lot and then he'd start going all over the place to

tell

everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.

 

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new-found

pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

 

I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our

Marines could blow his ass to Kingdom Come."

Anybody else love when newschannels show segments about overweight people and feature clips of jiggling bodies walking down the street? These cameramen have to fear for their lives out there.

 

How do you explain to someone, if you were caught, you're showing their figures from the neck down (for a segment on obesity) and there's nothing they can do about it? Must be tough.

So im sitting in the library of school, on Soxtalk and playing Poker. There has to be something more productive I could be doing...........

 

No, it is the best preparation for your future career . . .

So the SLaP board becomes the SLaM board, huh?

I like SLaM better than SLaP anyway!

So the SLaP board becomes the SLaM board, huh?

I like SLaM better than SLaP anyway!

Didn't even notice....why the change?

For a second I thought the political forums were removed. I WOULD HAVE RAISED HELL! /shakes fist.

 

It sounds odd. I'm so used to Sex, Lies, Politics.

Didn't even notice....why the change?

 

Politics now discussed in Fillibuster.

Politics now discussed in Fillibuster.

Ooo duh. :banghead

Woohoo - I just found out I can sneak in here between 12 and 1 or so.

One hallway in my (work) building REEKS of pot.

Jimmy Johns for lunch...priceless.

Jimmy Johns for lunch...priceless.

what number?

Jimmy Johns for lunch...priceless.

 

did they finally get another type of bread other than that pale, hard, bland s***??

did they finally get another type of bread other than that pale, hard, bland s***??

 

Pale, hard, and bland... that reminds me of... nevermind.

did they finally get another type of bread other than that pale, hard, bland s***??

what!?

that bread is delicous.

 

Though the one thing they do better than anyone else is the way they slice up the lettuce, it just adds so much.

what number?

2 Slim 1's + Mayo

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

And Jimmy Johns bread kicks ass. Sometimes I just get day old bread and cover it in mayo when I go there with people and I only have change

One hallway in my (work) building REEKS of pot.

Must be an experiment

 

~or~

 

How do you know what that smell like?!

 

 

How do you know what that smell like?! 

Hey, I went to church camp!

Alright, guys, I need the song name and artist for the wacky opening song of Dumb and Dumber

 

...I checked the sou.ndtrack...I don't think it's on there.

Edited February 10, 200620 yr by AddisonStSox