I have absolutely no doubt I got it right. My grammar sucks but shockingly I typically do very good on verbal portions of standardized tests. I typically know the rules, but just don't follow them in my day to day typing.

 

Its = it is

It's = posessive

hahahahahahaha, you're awesome.

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hahahahahahaha, you're awesome.

Ahhh....the beauty of not proofreading my post. I wrote it in backwards for whatever reason in my post but on the test I answered it right.

 

And I'm glad my grammar is the butt of all your jokes...thank god I'm an accountant and not a writer.

Ahhh....the beauty of not proofreading my post. I wrote it in backwards for whatever reason in my post but on the test I answered it right.

 

And I'm glad my grammar is the butt of all your jokes...thank god I'm an accountant and not a writer.

 

you don't need to spell right to father my children.....

 

what???

Ahhh....the beauty of not proofreading my post. I wrote it in backwards for whatever reason in my post but on the test I answered it right.

 

And I'm glad my grammar is the butt of all your jokes...thank god I'm an accountant and not a writer.

 

Ahh, the beauty of you not proofreading my tax returns, dick.

 

Don't worry Jas, we still love ya.

Am I supposed to feel different now that I am 30?

Git-R-Dun

 

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

Yes. What can I do for you?"

I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin'

marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it

inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there"

Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They

search the shed wherethe firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open

every

piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)

I got my tickets to go see the King Tut exhibit on Sunday

I got my tickets to go see the King Tut exhibit on Sunday

 

King Tut (King Tut)

Now when he was a young man,

He never thought he’d see

People stand in line to see the boy king.

 

(King Tut) How’d you get so funky?

(funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (king Tut).

 

(king Tut) Now, if I’d known

they’d line up just to see you,

I’d trade in all my money

And bought me a museum. (king Tut)

 

Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)

He’s my favorite honkey!

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (king Tut)

 

Dancin’ by the Nile, (Disco Tut)

The ladies love his style, (waltzing Tut)

Rockin’ for a mile (rockin’ Tut)

He ate a crocodile.

 

He gave his life for tourism.

Golden idol!

He’s an Egyptian

They’re sellin’ you.

 

Now, when I die,

don’t think I’m a nut,

don’t want no fancy funeral,

Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)

 

He coulda won a Grammy,

Buried in his Jammies,

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,

He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a,

King Tut

 

Have you ever finally machine washed something that you'd only been having dry cleaned? Ever taken a look at what the water looks like? But I'm sure dry cleaning works.

Oooops, my lab has gone 75 credits over our allotment this term.

Am I supposed to feel different now that I am 30?

I don't know, let us feel you and find out....

I don't know, let us feel you and find out....

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

 

 

Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime

It's okay to love animals, it's just not okay to LOVE animals.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime

 

*Actual Text taken from court documents:

 

So there i was one night. All hot and bothered. And then out of no where, in my headlights I see the most beautiful creature in the world...

 

I had to have it. I needed to be with it........but only.... after..... it dies....

 

*engine revs* *CRASH* *car door opens*

 

my deer, sweet deer, tonight we're going to hold each other under the full moon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*not actual text

So, one of my cats is really slow. She had some bad fevers as a kitten and, consequently, is touched by the Angel Stupid. One of her problems is that she has long hair and forget to groom herself. So, every night I have to brush her and pull out the days knots. I've finally had enough, so she's getting shaved in a couple weeks. I feel bad for the groomer. . .

I'm stuck in training for another 3 weeks....... HELP!

True Hollywood Story of 'Saved By The Bell' on E!

Hope I don't spit out my soda when Dennis Haskins says, "I grew a mustache to differ myself from Mr. Belding so I can get other parts."

I can't connect to Yahoo! and a host of other top internet sites. But I can post here and a bunch of other less frequented sites.

 

I don't understand WTF is going on.

I can't connect to Yahoo! and a host of other top internet sites. But I can post here and a bunch of other less frequented sites.

 

I don't understand WTF is going on.

 

 

I can access Yahoo fine. It could be an issue with your ISP and some routing tables. Our ISP at work couldnt access anything that was connected to broadwings network a few weeks ago.

I can access Yahoo fine. It could be an issue with your ISP and some routing tables. Our ISP at work couldnt access anything that was connected to broadwings network a few weeks ago.

I know it's on my end.. I finally got through, but it was after 10 minutes of timeouts.

 

I also get this occasional bug in Firefox that pulls up the search function when I use certain keys, specifically the apostrophe.

 

My machine is run by evil gremlin gerbils smoking crack.

My machine is run by evil gremlin gerbils smoking crack.

I've been saying that for years! finally we find something to agree on.

 

what are we talking about again?

I can't connect to Yahoo! and a host of other top internet sites. But I can post here and a bunch of other less frequented sites.

 

I don't understand WTF is going on.

 

I think Tech Support has it figured out. . .

 

I know it's on my end.. I finally got through, but it was after 10 minutes of timeouts.

 

I also get this occasional bug in Firefox that pulls up the search function when I use certain keys, specifically the apostrophe.

 

My machine is run by evil gremlin gerbils smoking crack.

I get the apostrophe thing as well...wtf?

 

I usually get it to turn off by opening Word and typing an apostrophe, then going back to firefox.

 

So you aren't the only one with gerbils

I think Tech Support has it figured out. . .

 

 

Heh.

 

It's random how many pics there were of cats in computers.