November 23, New York — A month after Us Weekly first reported on the breakup of Newlyweds Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, the couple has jointly announced an official separation. 'After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,' the couple tells Us in an exclusive joint statement. 'This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.'

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He is smart. She had to use ass pads to fit the ''daisy dukes''. That is just awful.

He is smart. She had to use ass pads to fit the ''daisy dukes''. That is just awful.

He should get divorced because her ass wasn't big enough to fit in shorts?

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While their Newlywed show likely exaggerated Simpson's ignorance, I believe it must have been miserable for Nick to deal with her nonsense every day for several years. Her talentless sister and overbearing father probably didn't help matters.

 

No where to go from here, Jessica. Playboy's next. You don't serve any other purpose in society.

Edited November 24, 200520 yr by Flash Tizzle

No where to go from here, Jessica. Playboy's next. You don't serve any other purpose in society.

:headshake

You don't serve any other purpose in society.

She can always come live down here (and bring your little sis too).

 

This was always on the cards though. Should be interesting to see if we'll ever hear from Nick Lachey again.

He should get divorced because her ass wasn't big enough to fit in shorts?

 

Yes, sole purpose. If she cannot do what she is suppose to do well... she is useless.

Edited November 24, 200520 yr by qwerty

She can always come live down here (and bring your little sis too).   

 

This was always on the cards though. Should be interesting to see if we'll ever hear from Nick Lachey again.

 

Do you like College Football DBAHO? If so, then you might be seeing ALOT of Nick Lachey. He has been pandering for a sideline reporter-on-his-way-up-to-the-booth job for a while now.

Yes, sole purpose. If she cannot do what she is suppose to do well... she is useless.

 

I could find a use for her without the pants. Gauranteed.

No where to go from here, Jessica. Playboy's next. You don't serve any other purpose in society.

At least jessica raked in the big bucks the last 2 years or so.......nick hasn't had anything to do for 5 years.

Who's he going to mooch off now?

At least jessica raked in the big bucks the last 2 years or so.......nick hasn't had anything to do for 5 years.

Who's he going to mooch off now?

 

 

I know what he is going to do.

 

A Reunion show!!!

 

 

 

ps. I had no idea that Eddy Guerrero was a part of this boy band

At least jessica raked in the big bucks the last 2 years or so.......nick hasn't had anything to do for 5 years.

Who's he going to mooch off now?

HALF! HE should get half of everything from her. If the situation were reversed, you would here about how all the wealth aquired during their marraige was because of her support for him, and without her, he wouldn't have been as appealing to consumers, etc. She would be broke if he didn't rein her spending in once in a while, he should get half!

Somehow I doubt he's going to be hurting for money... Especially if he invested some of it from his boyband days...

Well, Jas is ecstatic.

ahhhh darn.... the apocolyse is near... the world is doomed... the tears of all nations will begin to crumble down

 

whaaaahhhhh whaahhhh

I know what he is going to do. 

 

A Reunion show!!!

 

ps.  I had no idea that Eddy Guerrero was a part of this boy band

 

ps. I had no idea that Eddy Guerrero was a part of this boy band

 

A+

HALF!  HE should get half of everything from her.  If the situation were reversed, you would here about how all the wealth aquired during their marraige was because of her support for him, and without her, he wouldn't have been as appealing to consumers, etc.  She would be broke if he didn't rein her spending in once in a while, he should get half!

 

Reality TV newlywed Jessica Simpson refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement with pop star husband Nick Lachey - because she'd happily give him half of everything if their marriage doesn't work out. Traditional Simpson admits the idea of a pre-nup was "too worldly" for her and so she refused to even consider sitting down with the former 98 Degrees star and signing her life away. She says, "If anything were to happen to me and Nick, I've had a great life with him and he would deserve half of everything I have. I don't even look at life where there's an end and I don't want to look at my marriage that way either."

He is smart. She had to use ass pads to fit the ''daisy dukes''. That is just awful.

 

B..b..but a bony woman with no ass is SO hot.

B..b..but a bony woman with no ass is SO hot.

 

Who is bony with no ass?

 

 

(ps. I just googled Jessica Simpson, and a picture of her came up second from the left with her nipple totally sticking out of her outfit. When I clicked on it, it didnt exist anymore on a msn account. Strange... but I think now that she is single there are gonna be some SCANDALOUS pictures of her on the web.)

Edited November 25, 200520 yr by kyyle23

I believe that any piece of paper with words on it would be "too worldly" for that retard.

Good for Lachey to escape that wacky-ass family. He seemed too normal for them in the first place.

I remember hearing a rumor that he banged a porn star named Jessica Jaymes. Maybe that has something to do with their breakup.