Am I the only person that can't piss in an actual toilet when drunk? I always miss. I mean badly. I just piss outside when I'm hammered.

 

What's wrong with sitting on the toilet to pee when you're drunk?

 

 

What's wrong with sitting on the toilet to pee when you're drunk?

 

Well, for one thing, there's always the chance that Jordan4life used the toilet just before you did.

 

Heads, how was Veisha?

There was snow friday night so I didn't bother to make the drive up there. Man, this weather sucks.

There was snow friday night so I didn't bother to make the drive up there. Man, this weather sucks.

 

It was pretty s***ty Thursday too. We had a few guys go down there, and they said it was pretty crazy. The parade was pretty sweet though from everything I understand too.

 

I hope to go down next year, because I think it'll be crazy as hell.

Didn't do much. Weather sucked.

Am I the only person that can't piss in an actual toilet when drunk? I always miss. I mean badly. I just piss outside when I'm hammered.

 

hell there are people I work with who can't seem to do that sober...

I'm gonna miss being able to drink at 8pm on mondays after this month is over

mYou very drink Abilailey's out fo a shoe?

mYou very drink Abilailey's out fo a shoe?

 

quit drinking out of shoes

mYou very drink Abilailey's out fo a shoe?

:blink:

 

I'm pretty sure that's not a language I've ever seen.

 

But just to be safe, I'll have one of what you're having.

I'm Old Greg.

:blink:

 

I'm pretty sure that's not a language I've ever seen.

 

But just to be safe, I'll have one of what you're having.

 

Oh that's easy to interpret. "You ever drink a Bailey's out of a shoe?"

 

It's when people start going "hasdf JKSik hadhll hosssss mcuh to tdirjkj to inhghgt....................LIKE 1322234 KKKKKKKKKKKKKK SHOTSTS ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!1!!11111" that it begins to get difficult to understand.

Oh that's easy to interpret. "You ever drink a Bailey's out of a shoe?"

 

It's when people start going "hasdf JKSik hadhll hosssss mcuh to tdirjkj to inhghgt....................LIKE 1322234 KKKKKKKKKKKKKK SHOTSTS ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!1!!11111" that it begins to get difficult to understand.

 

Clearly I'm not drinking enough.

quit drinking out of shoes

 

 

I'm Old Greg.

 

 

Oh that's easy to interpret. "You ever drink a Bailey's out of a shoe?"

 

It's when people start going "hasdf JKSik hadhll hosssss mcuh to tdirjkj to inhghgt....................LIKE 1322234 KKKKKKKKKKKKKK SHOTSTS ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!1!!11111" that it begins to get difficult to understand.

We are SO on the same page.

I'm such a dumbass.

I'm such a dumbass.

 

STORY

We are SO on the same page.

 

Haha wow, you went with the Old Greg sig. That video is so weird.

Haha wow, you went with the Old Greg sig. That video is so weird.

If by weird you mean awesome, then yes.

I'm such a dumbass.

 

This doesnt only apply in the "I am drunk" thread

Haha wow, you went with the Old Greg sig. That video is so weird.

You wish your sig could hold that much awesomeness...

 

If by weird you mean awesome, then yes.

^.

 

The man knows what he's talking about.

Don't drunk talk about me Kyyle!!

Don't drunk talk about me Kyyle!!

 

 

I could never do such a thing, now that would be hypoctttyrictal. Holy crap, Im not even going too use the backspa ce button because then it wouldnyt be guneune. Oh boty.

 

Drunk typing is awesome

I could never do such a thing, now that would be hypoctttyrictal. Holy crap, Im not even going too use the backspa ce button because then it wouldnyt be guneune. Oh boty.

 

Drunk typing is awesome

T^jod id erweaj. bshcl loigh t is so bad i tgets yo drunk pretty mfas. Im lasihging my ass of rgiht now because i cvant move my fingerds arcvoss the keybiorard. Agtoridade aoraneg s iw what uis atlll about you~~x

 

Wow, im reallu gdrun tonight. d

Agtoridade aoraneg s iw what uis atlll about you~~x

 

Wow, im reallu gdrun tonight. d

Iam going to guess you mixed something with gatorade???

Iam going to guess you mixed something with gatorade???

 

Very obviously he mixed aoraneg with gatorade.

 

 

Duh