That happened?? That's hilarious.

Yup. The Onion ran this article, complete with graphics, about Congress wanting a new, retractable roof building. Then some paper in China did what many papers there do for their western reporting - they plagiarize (or really just copy) western pieces and title it their own, and publish it. Just happens that this particular dolt didn't realize the piece was parody. This incident was covered in the press here. Priceless.

 

Yup. The Onion ran this article, complete with graphics, about Congress wanting a new, retractable roof building. Then some paper in China did what many papers there do for their western reporting - they plagiarize (or really just copy) western pieces and title it their own, and publish it. Just happens that this particular dolt didn't realize the piece was parody. This incident was covered in the press here. Priceless.

I'm still a fan of Dennis Hastert calling it "Drafty".

20,000, b****es.

 

I'm actually pretty certain I shouldn't be proud of that.

 

Chinese press alleges an all female lesbian city in Sweden.

Hmm, I would have thought some of our male posters would have found that link first

20,000, b****es.

 

I'm actually pretty certain I shouldn't be proud of that.

 

Just don't put it on your resume . . .

20,000, b****es.

 

I'm actually pretty certain I shouldn't be proud of that.

 

*Yawn*

*Yawn*

that's just a good week for you.

*Yawn*

 

You have twenty thousand left handed

You have twenty thousand left handed

 

Speaking of one handed posts

Speaking of one handed posts

 

That was a different thread

So I did something incredibly boneheaded last night and deleted 450 GB of ripped DVDs from my network drive last night, because I was just trying to reset the password. Whoops. I didn't know it was going to reformat the damn thing...

 

Now I have the username and password sitting next to it on a post-it.

Anyone want to buy a bracelet?

Anyone want to buy a bracelet?

That craigslist post is so obviously fake.

Anyone want to buy a bracelet?

 

 

"I'm not exactly sure how it goes on. . . "

 

SS60k.

There is nothing better than following the birthday feed at the bottom of the main page and laughing about the user names that have become completely outdated and irrelevant. Gioin08, I am looking at you.

 

"I'm not exactly sure how it goes on. . . "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wtf?!??

 

Police: Karaoke singer attacked over performance

From Associated Press

October 08, 2009 3:24 PM EDT

 

STAMFORD, Conn. - Police say a woman singing karaoke in a Connecticut sports bar was attacked by six other women who didn't like her performance. Five of the women were arraigned on assault and other charges on Wednesday in Stamford Superior Court. The other woman appeared in court Monday on the same charges.

 

Police say the Sept. 23 attack on the 25-year-old woman from Port Chester, N.Y., happened during karaoke night at Bobby Valentine's Sports Gallery Cafe in Stamford.

 

Authorities say the six women, all under the legal drinking age of 21, knocked the singer to the floor, punched her and pulled her hair. The victim suffered bruises and a chipped tooth.

 

The victim has said she was singing "A Dios Le Pido" by Colombian superstar Juanes when the violence began.

 

Link

I am fairly certain that guacamole from Valli Produce in hoffman estates has addictive properties.

I am turning over a new leaf and I am going to stop being such a dog starting today. amen.

I am turning over a new leaf and I am going to stop being such a dog starting today. amen.

Is today April 1st?

I am turning over a new leaf and I am going to stop being such a dog starting today. amen.

 

Everyone dumped you, huh?

So SHIPPS decided to stop humping legs today.

 

"I'm not exactly sure how it goes on. . . "

 

I think I know...

Everyone dumped you, huh?

 

LOL. No, although thats the way it should have ended. I met a girl that might have me change my ways for atleast today

 

So SHIPPS decided to stop humping legs today.

 

No that will still go on.