Never stick around when Gage starts talking about his penis.

Never stick around when Gage starts talking about his penis.

 

It's a short story

It's a short story

 

*Bigsqwert tips waitress*

Never stick around when Gage starts talking about his penis.

Or when the School Bus rocks up (such as the Softball Game).

If you can remember to do so, drink water and/or Powerade before passing out.

 

Why is that? So you can ensure that you will wet the bed and wonder how the hell that could happen the next morning?

Why is that? So you can ensure that you will wet the bed and wonder how the hell that could happen the next morning?

Alcohol dehydrates your body in a number of ways, through stimulating your kidneys to overproduce urine and the reaction in the liver that consumes alcohol. That dehydration is a main cause of the headaches you get in a hangover. If there's enough water in your system, you won't cross that threshold. Powerade or something similar can also be useful because it supplies salts at the same time, something that is removed through a lot of urination.

Why is that? So you can ensure that you will wet the bed and wonder how the hell that could happen the next morning?

No, it's so you don't forcefully swallow your extremely dry tongue in the middle of the night. Also helps prevent hangovers.

 

EDIT: Balta gave the more detailed explanation.

Why is that? So you can ensure that you will wet the bed and wonder how the hell that could happen the next morning?

 

Well at least while you are changing your sheets you wont have a pounding hangover

 

 

I dont get the whole wetting the bed thing. Never did it, never will.

Alcohol dehydrates your body in a number of ways, through stimulating your kidneys to overproduce urine and the reaction in the liver that consumes alcohol. That dehydration is a main cause of the headaches you get in a hangover. If there's enough water in your system, you won't cross that threshold. Powerade or something similar can also be useful because it supplies salts at the same time, something that is removed through a lot of urination.

 

I know, I was just kidding while babbling random memories ,ahem...I mean thoughts.

Alcohol dehydrates your body in a number of ways, through stimulating your kidneys to overproduce urine and the reaction in the liver that consumes alcohol. That dehydration is a main cause of the headaches you get in a hangover. If there's enough water in your system, you won't cross that threshold. Powerade or something similar can also be useful because it supplies salts at the same time, something that is removed through a lot of urination.

Check out the big brain on Brett.

 

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?s=...t&p=1820862

I have found that the greatest way to minimize the effects of a hangover (practically eliminate them) is to take a multivitamin before bed. Your miles may vary

I have found that the greatest way to minimize the effects of a hangover (practically eliminate them) is to take a multivitamin before bed. Your miles may vary

 

my friends in college swore by a B-complex vitamin.

never order chinese food w/ rowand44

I have found that the greatest way to minimize the effects of a hangover (practically eliminate them) is to take a multivitamin before bed. Your miles may vary

A multivitamin combined with enough water typically works for me.

"What's good for a hangover?"

"Drinking heavily the night before!"

--The Young Ones

my friends in college swore by a B-complex vitamin.

Pedialite for me.

If you don't have a condom, don't plan on having sex.

In all its forms?

read my autobiography

If the beer goggles say yes.... then what the hell go for it. You can hate yourself in the morning. If you suck at drinking games/going shot 4 shot/etc.., just act cool/lay low somewhere. Also if you get caught up by 5-O.. please don't lie to them and don't panic either. (I hate parting with people who have no idea what to do if police invade unexpected and they panic.. it's pathetic) Bust a joke after it's all done, only 95% of them are assholes ya know.

In all its forms?

 

no, only vaginal, anal, and olfactorial

If you see a cop let the pretty girl talk first. She'll inevitably get out of it and when he gets to you ask him who's going to take that poor girl home.

Check out the big brain on Brett.

 

 

He must work out.

 

 

Wrong movie??

If the beer goggles say yes.... then what the hell go for it. You can hate yourself in the morning. If you suck at drinking games/going shot 4 shot/etc.., just act cool/lay low somewhere. Also if you get caught up by 5-O.. please don't lie to them and don't panic either. (I hate parting with people who have no idea what to do if police invade unexpected and they panic.. it's pathetic) Bust a joke after it's all done, only 95% of them are assholes ya know.

Ugh, I hate that. People immediately flip s*** when there is any mention of authorities. Right...because throwing your drink, bolting for the back door and running like an asshole makes you look of age.