This might be one of the weirdest sports-related stories I've ever read.

Edited May 28, 201213 yr by farmteam

I bought a tight watch today.

 

Was it a Fossil? Because if it was...WATCH out.

Strangest headline I've seen in a while:

 

Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

 

Damnit Universe.

This might be one of the weirdest sports-related stories I've ever read.

 

I've seen that before. That's why you don't make up dumb rules for tournaments.

I bought a tight watch today.

I'm sure the band is adjustable.

This might be one of the weirdest sports-related stories I've ever read.

Hah, makes me want to watch the last 20 minutes or so...

I'm sure the band is adjustable.

 

Strangest headline I've seen in a while:

 

Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

Unsurprisingly happened in Florida.

I'm sure the band is adjustable.

Ha! Well played.

The school I work with just went through an accreditation process. Apparently folding chairs are now considered a "safety hazard" to 5th graders.

Honest to God, we had a student apply for a job a couple days ago that listed under skills on his resume:

 

"expert at call of duty PS3"

 

I s*** you not.

 

Honest to God, we had a student apply for a job a couple days ago that listed under skills on his resume:

 

"expert at call of duty PS3"

 

I s*** you not.

 

Oh man, that's awesome. What was the job, if you're able to share?

Honest to God, we had a student apply for a job a couple days ago that listed under skills on his resume:

 

"expert at call of duty PS3"

 

I s*** you not.

When does he start?

Oh man, that's awesome. What was the job, if you're able to share?

 

Student video assistant. Videotaping football practices, other sports, etc.

When does he start?

 

He's replacing me, duh.

Honest to God, we had a student apply for a job a couple days ago that listed under skills on his resume:

 

"expert at call of duty PS3"

 

I s*** you not.

Lol

He's replacing me, duh.

Oh, in that case, he's clearly more then qualified for the position.

Honest to God, we had a student apply for a job a couple days ago that listed under skills on his resume:

 

"expert at call of duty PS3"

 

I s*** you not.

He needs to change that s*** to "expertise in strategic gaming applications."

Oh, in that case, he's clearly more then qualified for the position.

 

I wonder if he is ferociously cute?

I wonder if he is ferociously cute?

 

 

Only his penis, and hopefully heads doesn't know that.

Why exactly did they need shoot him? You can't just remove a naked man from the other guy without shooting him?

 

You apparently didn't see the pictures of the victims face. Still haunts my dreams.

You apparently didn't see the pictures of the victims face. Still haunts my dreams.

 

Yup.

The ad at the top of the website is currently for Guess wrist-watches.

 

I have a Guess wrist-watch that I wear ever day.

 

The internet scares me.

The ad at the top of the website is currently for Guess wrist-watches.

 

I have a Guess wrist-watch that I wear ever day.

 

The internet scares me.

 

Did you buy it online?

 

 

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