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"rougher than a badger's arse"

 

 

Ah, weekend. Hello, old friend.

 

 

Here we go again....

stereotypes are true.

stereotypes are true.

 

Only once the headbutting starts.

When I studied abroad, there were a few Irish guys that were in the same program. We all went on a trip to Belgium for a weekend and I shared a hotel room with them, those guys were the rowdiest, scariest guys to get plastered with.

 

They'd split a liter of vodka as a pregame, oh sorry predrink, then would go nuts at the bars. Very fun to drink with, but back in the room all they wanted to do was fight, and all I wanted to do was passout considering it was 6am and checkout was in 4 hours.

I don't do the fighting when drunk thing.

 

One, it's an unwelcome distraction from the task in hand and, two, if it's at the end of a heavy session, putting one foot in front of the other is difficult enough to focus all my energies on.

 

Thankfully, my pals are good guys to go drinking with, can handle their p*ss, and don't get messy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. I feel like bottled sh*te today.

Hang on a minute.

 

It's just occurred to me the injustice of getting pulled-up about drinking habits in a thread called "Get Drunk in 2k12"!!! Rather harsh, chaps!

PROTIP: if youre going to a gas station atm to get money and theres a charge, buy a lottery ticket instead. its cheaper than the charge and theres a chance you win that dollar back, or even win more!

 

PROTIP: bring me another beer

I think I'm in love with my new fridge.

 

It got delivered yesterday and I've had eight large ones chilling in it overnight for the Celtic match later.

 

Sunshine, football and beer. What better way to Christen a fridge. #content

Havana Club + lemonade = Nectar of the Gods.

 

Time for another, as Paulie knocks the sh#te out of that to make it a one run game.

Havana Club + lemonade = Nectar of the Gods.

 

Time for another, as Paulie knocks the sh#te out of that to make it a one run game.

And then you needed another to drown your post-game sorrows.

Getting picked up from work in an hour to go out an' watch Celtic's Champions League match with Spartak Moscow.

Judging from my apartment, this weekend was a huge success. I wish I could tell you what the hell happened.

 

But seriously, this place is trashed...damn it.

what else is there to do during a hurricane? i don't drink, but it's gonna happen today/tomorrow!

what else is there to do during a hurricane? i don't drink, but it's gonna happen today/tomorrow!

 

I suppose, if your missus hadn't dumped you, sex would be on the cards.

 

Sure, drink and Soxtalk... What the hell else does a man need?!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Notwithstanding several other, ahem, specialist internet sites) *whistle*

Judging from my apartment, this weekend was a huge success. I wish I could tell you what the hell happened.

 

But seriously, this place is trashed...damn it.

That's why you can't have nice things.

 

I'm imagining a giant hole where you threw someone through a wall.

That's why you can't have nice things.

 

I'm imagining a giant hole where you threw someone through a wall.

 

Is this the fella that said he was still able to handle his gargle??? :lol:

 

Give us some damage reports, Rowan. We want details!

That's why you can't have nice things.

 

I'm imagining a giant hole where you threw someone through a wall.

Pssh, that's never happened in a place I lived before...

 

Is this the fella that said he was still able to handle his gargle??? :lol:

 

Give us some damage reports, Rowan. We want details!

We threw a halloween party on Saturday so lots of people and a ridiculous amount of booze. No holes in the wall(sorry Brian) but between the party on Saturday and Sunday Fundaying it all day yesterday there is just beer cans, cups, wine, and liquor bottles all over the place.

 

We actually take really good care of our place but right now it's just a disaster.

Pssh, that's never happened in a place I lived before...

 

 

We threw a halloween party on Saturday so lots of people and a ridiculous amount of booze. No holes in the wall(sorry Brian) but between the party on Saturday and Sunday Fundaying it all day yesterday there is just beer cans, cups, wine, and liquor bottles all over the place.

 

We actually take really good care of our place but right now it's just a disaster.

1-2 day old beer is such a terrible smell.

1-2 day old beer is such a terrible smell.

 

 

Granted, but it's so much fun putting it in on the previous day....

Edited October 29, 201213 yr by Joxer_Daly

Pssh, that's never happened in a place I lived before...

 

 

We threw a halloween party on Saturday so lots of people and a ridiculous amount of booze. No holes in the wall(sorry Brian) but between the party on Saturday and Sunday Fundaying it all day yesterday there is just beer cans, cups, wine, and liquor bottles all over the place.

 

We actually take really good care of our place but right now it's just a disaster.

 

 

Good times!!

1-2 day old beer is such a terrible smell.

However 1-2 day old champagne is not.

Weekend!

 

Some preliminary grocery shopping, and then it begins.

Anyone else keep an emergency beer in the fridge? One that kinda chills in there and you never drink until its the last beer left? I'm there right now.

Anyone else keep an emergency beer in the fridge? One that kinda chills in there and you never drink until its the last beer left? I'm there right now.

 

 

I don't consciously do so - generally there aren't any survivors left over or I try to keep the fridge clear to avoid temptation. On the occassion that a straggler does have an extended stay in the fridge, though, it's always pleasurable when the time comes to crack into it.