April 16, 201213 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:46 PM) I got what I could. It is very flattering though when a girl you just met tells you that you have a "nice dick." Especially a chick like that, because you know she's seen a lot of them. Drunk, I'm surprised you were able to not suggest the bareback approach. Smart, but not the easiest decision to make.
April 16, 201213 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:46 PM) I got what I could. It is very flattering though when a girl you just met tells you that you have a "nice dick." But did she say it was ferociously cute? Thought not. Heads 1, Wite 0
April 17, 201213 yr QUOTE (Heads22 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 05:01 PM) But did she say it was ferociously cute? Thought not. Heads 1, Wite 0 A girl has called your dick "ferociously cute?" I'm pretty sure that means the score is actually: Heads: -1000 Everyone Else: A Hell of a lot better than that
April 17, 201213 yr QUOTE (farmteam @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 07:10 PM) A girl has called your dick "ferociously cute?" I'm pretty sure that means the score is actually: Heads: -1000 Everyone Else: A Hell of a lot better than that I know I've spent too much time on this site when I can remember heads referencing this before. Awful.
April 17, 201213 yr What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? Edited April 17, 201213 yr by witesoxfan
April 17, 201213 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 08:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could?
April 17, 201213 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 09:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? QUOTE (Heads22 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 09:38 PM) I hate all of you QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 09:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? ...and on your left, you'll see the world's smallest sundial...
April 17, 201213 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 08:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? We've already discussed what it means in private.
April 21, 201213 yr I love drunk talking with ex's. I actually made the call, because there was a bunch of s*** I needed to get off my chest. And, quite frankly, 12 beers makes it a lot easier to get off. So then I find out that her boyfriend is moving to SanFran while she lives in Seattle. And that they are breaking up "temporarily" and she is "going to find out what its like to be independent" or some stupid s***. Think I mentioned something along those lines on this board here or there, and if not, WELL THAN BY JIMINY IT DOES SOUND AWFULLY FAMILIAR DONT IT JACOBS /over-exaggerated and poorly carried over English accent I think that relationship s*** is buried somewhere in THAT thread. This is the drunk thread. I have the reign of freedom to call her a dumb stupid b**** who should have done this a long time ago because then she wouldn't feel bad about hooking up with 19 year olds, but who am I kidding? SHE IS GOD. Well, Widger is actually God. And compared to him...well, f***, I don't know. Jesus Christ gave his own skin and blood to feed the hungry (or something), but Chris Widger...man, he gave his heart to that 2005 White Sox team. Did Jesus ever give his heart? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah BTW, speaking of reign want to have babies with the Pearl Jam
April 21, 201213 yr QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:57 PM) Especially a chick like that, because you know she's seen a lot of them. Drunk, I'm surprised you were able to not suggest the bareback approach. Smart, but not the easiest decision to make. Just to follow up on this, my buddy said "I saw a picture of her. Dude, she was so slutty, she is not allergic to latex, she just wanted you to rail that s***." To which I say, "I will almost certainly never see her again." If I do, and I have non-latex, then either I;m lucky or not lucky and I don't give a f*** either way.
May 2, 201213 yr Barcrawl for seniors graduating, ended the night with paramedics and cops checking out a friend as we had to carry her home. Besides that, drunken fun.
May 5, 201213 yr Had 4 shots of green fairy absinthe tonight among countless bears, and other shots. That's how you celebrate your last ever undergrad final.
May 6, 201213 yr QUOTE (SoxAce @ May 6, 2012 -> 03:47 PM) What a f***ing night last night! 15 hr drink-a-thon for me. Absolute blast, tore that city up.
May 10, 201213 yr Last week before graduation, it's been a blur. Every day is just wake up, eat, work out, eat, pregame, bars, eat, sleep. If only the bank accounts could make this work longer...
May 10, 201213 yr QUOTE (knightni @ May 5, 2012 -> 03:53 AM) YOU DRANK WITH BEARS? Could've, I was pretty damn wasted off that absinthe
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