Jake Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Joxer_Daly's idioms > all "rougher than a badger's arse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Ah, weekend. Hello, old friend. Here we go again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 stereotypes are true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 QUOTE (SnB @ Jul 27, 2012 -> 10:05 AM) stereotypes are true. Only once the headbutting starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 When I studied abroad, there were a few Irish guys that were in the same program. We all went on a trip to Belgium for a weekend and I shared a hotel room with them, those guys were the rowdiest, scariest guys to get plastered with. They'd split a liter of vodka as a pregame, oh sorry predrink, then would go nuts at the bars. Very fun to drink with, but back in the room all they wanted to do was fight, and all I wanted to do was passout considering it was 6am and checkout was in 4 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I don't do the fighting when drunk thing. One, it's an unwelcome distraction from the task in hand and, two, if it's at the end of a heavy session, putting one foot in front of the other is difficult enough to focus all my energies on. Thankfully, my pals are good guys to go drinking with, can handle their p*ss, and don't get messy. P.S. I feel like bottled sh*te today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Hang on a minute. It's just occurred to me the injustice of getting pulled-up about drinking habits in a thread called "Get Drunk in 2k12"!!! Rather harsh, chaps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 PROTIP: if youre going to a gas station atm to get money and theres a charge, buy a lottery ticket instead. its cheaper than the charge and theres a chance you win that dollar back, or even win more! PROTIP: bring me another beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I think I'm in love with my new fridge. It got delivered yesterday and I've had eight large ones chilling in it overnight for the Celtic match later. Sunshine, football and beer. What better way to Christen a fridge. #content Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Havana Club + lemonade = Nectar of the Gods. Time for another, as Paulie knocks the sh#te out of that to make it a one run game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Sep 25, 2012 -> 03:37 PM) Havana Club + lemonade = Nectar of the Gods. Time for another, as Paulie knocks the sh#te out of that to make it a one run game. And then you needed another to drown your post-game sorrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Getting picked up from work in an hour to go out an' watch Celtic's Champions League match with Spartak Moscow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Judging from my apartment, this weekend was a huge success. I wish I could tell you what the hell happened. But seriously, this place is trashed...damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 what else is there to do during a hurricane? i don't drink, but it's gonna happen today/tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 QUOTE (Reddy @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 03:51 PM) what else is there to do during a hurricane? i don't drink, but it's gonna happen today/tomorrow! I suppose, if your missus hadn't dumped you, sex would be on the cards. Sure, drink and Soxtalk... What the hell else does a man need?!! (Notwithstanding several other, ahem, specialist internet sites) *whistle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 10:49 AM) Judging from my apartment, this weekend was a huge success. I wish I could tell you what the hell happened. But seriously, this place is trashed...damn it. That's why you can't have nice things. I'm imagining a giant hole where you threw someone through a wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 06:40 PM) That's why you can't have nice things. I'm imagining a giant hole where you threw someone through a wall. Is this the fella that said he was still able to handle his gargle??? :lol: Give us some damage reports, Rowan. We want details! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 01:40 PM) That's why you can't have nice things. I'm imagining a giant hole where you threw someone through a wall. Pssh, that's never happened in a place I lived before... QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 01:50 PM) Is this the fella that said he was still able to handle his gargle??? :lol: Give us some damage reports, Rowan. We want details! We threw a halloween party on Saturday so lots of people and a ridiculous amount of booze. No holes in the wall(sorry Brian) but between the party on Saturday and Sunday Fundaying it all day yesterday there is just beer cans, cups, wine, and liquor bottles all over the place. We actually take really good care of our place but right now it's just a disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 04:19 PM) Pssh, that's never happened in a place I lived before... We threw a halloween party on Saturday so lots of people and a ridiculous amount of booze. No holes in the wall(sorry Brian) but between the party on Saturday and Sunday Fundaying it all day yesterday there is just beer cans, cups, wine, and liquor bottles all over the place. We actually take really good care of our place but right now it's just a disaster. 1-2 day old beer is such a terrible smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (SnB @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 09:23 PM) 1-2 day old beer is such a terrible smell. Granted, but it's so much fun putting it in on the previous day.... Edited October 29, 2012 by Joxer_Daly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 09:19 PM) Pssh, that's never happened in a place I lived before... We threw a halloween party on Saturday so lots of people and a ridiculous amount of booze. No holes in the wall(sorry Brian) but between the party on Saturday and Sunday Fundaying it all day yesterday there is just beer cans, cups, wine, and liquor bottles all over the place. We actually take really good care of our place but right now it's just a disaster. Good times!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 QUOTE (SnB @ Oct 29, 2012 -> 04:23 PM) 1-2 day old beer is such a terrible smell. However 1-2 day old champagne is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Weekend! Some preliminary grocery shopping, and then it begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Anyone else keep an emergency beer in the fridge? One that kinda chills in there and you never drink until its the last beer left? I'm there right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Nov 22, 2012 -> 03:56 AM) Anyone else keep an emergency beer in the fridge? One that kinda chills in there and you never drink until its the last beer left? I'm there right now. I don't consciously do so - generally there aren't any survivors left over or I try to keep the fridge clear to avoid temptation. On the occassion that a straggler does have an extended stay in the fridge, though, it's always pleasurable when the time comes to crack into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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