Good drunk is so much more pleasurable than bad drunk.

I WAS drunk a couple hours ago.. n banged this chick for several hours and didn't nut... that feeling sucks donkey balls.

Edited March 4, 201214 yr by SoxAce

I WAS drunk a couple hours ago.. n banged this chick for several hours and didn't nut... that feeling sucks donkey balls.

 

Know how I know you're gay....

 

I keed I keed

*bookmarking this thread to be able to find next time I'm drunk*

Drunk J4l style, aka drink a bunch of beer aka atleast halft a case aka atlest 15 beers and then take shots. Donezo.

Last night was my first real time drinking at Kams, I don't remember much.

Last night was my first real time drinking at Kams, I don't remember much.

Hopefully it's your last.

 

You probably have a few diseases now too.

Hopefully it's your last.

 

You probably have a few diseases now too.

I try to avoid that place like the plague, because that's probably where the next plague will start.

Rum Night Rules:

 

Have 4-5 guys over, 1 handle of Bacardi Rum, and Super Smash Brothers (version doesn't matter).

 

After each game everyone takes a shot. Loser takes an extra half shot. If a player didn't get any kills then they an extra shot.

 

Play until the rum is gone (usually about an hour).

 

Doing that as a pregame for a pregame.

Nothing quite like sitting in an Irish bar in NYC routing for the Bulls against the Knicks, well except getting really drunk while doing it.

Rum Night Rules:

 

Have 4-5 guys over, 1 handle of Bacardi Rum, and Super Smash Brothers (version doesn't matter).

 

After each game everyone takes a shot. Loser takes an extra half shot. If a player didn't get any kills then they an extra shot.

 

Play until the rum is gone (usually about an hour).

 

Doing that as a pregame for a pregame.

Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together.

Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together.

Meh, we play two games on it and theyre both for drinking: Super Smash and Mario Kart.

Last night was my first real time drinking at Kams, I don't remember much.

 

Oh god...

 

I've vowed to never enter Kam's, even though I live right next to it, which oh BTW sucks badly.

 

I can't sleep until 2 AM.

I've been real good at keeping college Rowand caged up for a while now but last night he made an appearance. Drink all day by myself, hit on a girl with a boyfriend, almost get into a fight with said boyfriend, go to bed at 5 when I had to be up at 7 for work, go into work still tipsy.

 

Today/tonight will be worse...

Ah last night of a conference drunk.

 

You're not "Tuesday night, 2 a.m., Karaoke "don't stop believin'" drunk...but you're pretty good.

Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together.

 

They could be playing the N64 version.

So why the f*** does Ferris Bueller hang out with a kid wearing a Red Wings jersey?

They could be playing the N64 version.

There is plenty of time to say I was playing anything but N64, plenty of fun.

 

As perhaps the N63 version, only one in group that could beat it, including the annoying as f*** Water Temple. And reading book 3 of game of thrones, definitely enough.

MLB featuring Ken Griffey for the N64 was too legit

Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome.

 

Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that.

Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome.

 

Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that.

 

Sounds like a lot of effort to not get laid for your trouble.

Edited April 16, 201214 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome.

 

Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that.

That just sounds like an epic fail on your part to not close the deal, I'm disappointed in you.

 

Friday night was one of the most fun days/nights I can remember having in a long time, start tailgating/drinking at 10:00 and don't stop boozing until 3 in the morning, add that to White Sox baseball and good looking girls and life doesn't get much better!

I did say quite a few things that I believe are so NSFW that I won't repeat them here, but the reason I didn't get laid was because she said she is allergic to latex and that was all I had, and even as drunk as I was, I wasn't about to go bareback.

 

It was still fun.

I did say quite a few things that I believe are so NSFW that I won't repeat them here, but the reason I didn't get laid was because she said she is allergic to latex and that was all I had, and even as drunk as I was, I wasn't about to go bareback.

 

It was still fun.

While I am certain you are utterly intoxicating to women, this was probably wise, considering there was such a short interlude between meeting her and playing strip card games...

While I am certain you are utterly intoxicating to women, this was probably wise, considering there was such a short interlude between meeting her and playing strip card games...

 

I got what I could.

 

It is very flattering though when a girl you just met tells you that you have a "nice dick."