3 fastballs and he's done.

Beckham first pitch swinging. Jesus.

Gordon employing the "eyes closed" pitch selection method. We'll see how this goes

Apparently it is the first time Gordon has seen a fastball

HEY THERE'S ONE

oh man

Hahahahahahahaha holy f*** worst pitch selection ever

GORDO!

Crow happily eaten!

What a pathetic pitch selection.

Nice Gordon!! Thanks for speeding up his bat.

Dumbest pitch call ever, but I'll take it

Wow...

 

WHY WHY WHY do you give him an offspeed pitch?

Come on, Alejandro!

I take it back! Nice, Gordo!

I'd legitimately consider the bunt here if he can get it towards 1st.

Duck snort wins this motherf***er.

Wow...

 

WHY WHY WHY do you give him an offspeed pitch?

 

I believe the common thought is that Gordon can't hit any pitches

Come on De Aza....be Mr Magic as well!

Terrible swing at a pitch in the dirt, but he somehow gets ahold of it. Way to go Gordie

Gordo came through with adouble and we are down one with 2 runners in scoring positon

Anyone have the balls to squeeze here?

Come on Alejandro!

Avila walks, no outs, runner on 1st.

f***ing worst luck ever.