By the way, April Fools! Sorry, I had to continue the tradition of April 1st Sale fake-injury threads, and didn't want to pick something too obviously fake.

Nice try.

Hell just opened a new room.

You motherf***er.

 

By the way, April Fools! Sorry, I had to continue the tradition of April 1st Sale fake-injury threads, and didn't want to pick something too obviously fake.

Damn you.

 

I fell for this.

I was waiting.

Bastard

One of the mods should change the title of this thread lol. I almost had a heart attack the first time I glanced at it.

You had me for a sec. It's believable!

Edited April 1, 201610 yr by Jose Abreu

In loving memory of Drake LaRoche.

I thoroughly believed it too.

Actually, he is scratched. Sale traded.

http://www.chicagonow.com/soxnet/2016/04/b...baez-in-return/

Actually, he is scratched. Sale traded.

http://www.chicagonow.com/soxnet/2016/04/b...baez-in-return/

Well, according to every Cubs fan ever, he's "bound for TJ surgery any day", so by their standards, that's a huge overpay!

Well, according to every Cubs fan ever, he's "bound for TJ surgery any day", so by their standards, that's a huge overpay!

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2016/02/pred...-surgeries.html

 

Funny thing is according to this article Sale has a below-average risk for TJ surgery.

Sheesh...had me almost....not! Lol good one though because it's half believable

If he has elbow soreness, they better not rush him back in a week

You know, I was thinking Jose Abreu was a good poster. Then I saw this thread and now I hate him.

You know, I was thinking Jose Abreu was a good poster. Then I saw this thread and now I hate him.

#shotsfired