*English Nerd Warning!!
I'm currently teaching Beowulf
Hwæt! I am the Filth-Slayer, foe of the Tree-Scraper!
I wash the Seat-King whiter than the Pale-Hose.
I wield the Wave-Spear, a pure South-Side-Surge.
The Shadow-Stain is vanquished.
Next we could go medieval and have a story telling contest between the players while on a road trip.