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Dr. Google is the best I've ever had. He's caught my cancer early over 20 times now!

Lol Yolmer. "This guy just wrecked his shoulder ... I'll smack him on the back to give him a pick-me-up!"

Fun bad is a good thing. Well, at least its a relatively good thing. It literally means what it says - fun AND bad. This is the opposite of that.

Are you talking about KC? If not, I don't think you know what fun-bad means

Yup. We deserve the shame of an inside-the-parker. This defense is paper-bag levels of embarrassment.

They're barreling up Cease every at-bat. This inning has been pure misery.

When Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone, he walked off the field the exact same way. That plus the angle of collision means it certainly could be IMO. Why do you think it isn't?

Man, I'm hoping it is a minor dislocation. A torn muscle or a broken collarbone would just be disastrous.

I don't have any desire to re-litigate the service time argument yet again, so I'm just going to drop my own comp on Robert: Peak Eric Davis. Pretty good average, 30/30 player, possible gold glove defense in CF (he has the tools for it, not sure how much development he needs to do though).

Video for those who haven't seen it, or just want to relive it.

eh? ehhhh?

Junis has been making more mistakes as the pitch count has gone up, let's see if we can finally punish him this inning.

If an ump can't call strikes because of a bunt attempt they are not cut out to work at the MLB level. Ridiculous.

Yo-Yo must be slumping to miss that hanging slider

We took a wrong turn on our way out, and we ran into Jason bennetti and Steve Stone! Jason is just as dry and funny in real life. Shit game but this made the night for me

Well fuck. Do y'all think Amazon will drone deliver a paper bag with eye holes cut out to the stadium?

First in person game in a year! Leury looks a lot bigger in person than on TV, sometimes I forget these guys are huge pro athletes

Dealer's about to hook y'all up. Given our historical struggles against the As, we may wish we stayed in rehab soon.

Wow. This means a lot coming from the guy who won the silver medal for his Abreu dip takes

Almost all catchers max out around 100-120 games these days anyway. There are plenty of at-bats for him as a back-up C, with some DH/1B time when you need another LHB

Rick Hahn a month from now probably: "He's got a checklist. We feel his home run trot is a bit slow still. Sometimes he uses too much water in the home team showers. He knows what he has to work on. "

I assume it means sell only if you get an unfair amount of value.

Are you under the impression he has all his cash stuffed under his mattress or something? (rhetorical, I know you don't believe that) Money grows money, especially when you are young enough to invest long term. Now if he blew it all on cars on parties that is his own fault, but he certainly had the opportunity to be set for life.

Oh, I'd take that too! I assumed they would wait until the Royals so he could have another easy opponent.