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Why will the "Why is the Why is the game thread locked thread locked?" thread be locked? And how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

QUOTE (SnB @ May 5, 2008 -> 08:50 AM) did anyone actually stay up for the whole stars-sharks game? I did, but I was working so I didn't see any of it. Do I still get credit for being awake the whole time?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-r...p&type=lgns The article doesn't say why Bale punched the hotel room door. Maybe room service was late? The ice machine was broken? The pool was closed? Dumbass.

Penguins send the Rangers home for the summer. Hossa scores on a broken play to win it 3-2. As always, f*** New York.

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Also, Flyers dump the Canadiens out of the playoffs!!! Again, :headbang

Wolves take Game Two at Allstate Arena 7-3 - they go up 2 games to nil heading to Rockford. :headbang

QUOTE (MAX @ May 3, 2008 -> 04:06 PM) Why did you pick swisher? Does Fukudome play center? He can, but he prefers RF, which is supposedly one of the reasons he decided not to join the Sox.

Another day, another loss, another pathetic "offensive" display. This s***'s gettin' old in a hurry.

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ May 3, 2008 -> 02:45 AM) Good video, I can't decide if it's real or not. Yeah, it does feel staged, but I've known girls like that at past jobs so I can't be entirely sure it's fake.

QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ May 2, 2008 -> 08:29 PM) wow, Soriano completely falling apart in the outfield, 2 plays he completely botched They must have told him not to hop when he catches a ball, and now his fundamentals are all screwed up. I wish there was a greener green to use when I talk about fundamentals in a Soriano discussion.

QUOTE (CryptviLL @ May 2, 2008 -> 10:27 PM) anyone else like Mick Foley being a commentator?? Haven't seen it yet, but I can't imagine him being bad at it.

Office party + drunk dummy + boss right behind her = funny! http://youtube.com/watch?v=ISg3P6AnLhQ

HEY, EVERYBODY!!! WANNA VOMIT???? [courtesy Lords Of Pain, of course] The Hollywood Reporter (THR.com) is reporting that Hulk Hogan's new celebrity wrestling show has been picked up and will debut on cable channel CMT this fall. "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling" will feature celebrities competing for the title of Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion. According to Prowrestling.net, Trishelle Cannatella of MTV "Real World" fame has signed as the first celebrity contestant. Contestants who appear on the CMT show will be paid $40,000 for roughly one month of filming. Hulk Hogan and producer Eric Bischoff will serve as two of the three judges.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ May 1, 2008 -> 11:14 PM) Wolves take game one 4-1, 3 PPG. Ran into Showtime there. Wings currently up on the Avs 8-1. But a TD ties it, so you never know here. Quite the bed-wetting by the Avalanche - those two Wings goals in the last 90 seconds of the first destroyed them. Osgood has answered the call for them, big time - now to dispatch the Stars and go to the Finals! ...oh, and sorry you had to run into Show.....

Felix "Can't Miss" Pie hits into a DP and it's over. 4-3 Brewers.

Strike three called on Soto. It was outside.

Gagne walks the leadoff batter, and GOD shifts the wind to blow straight out!!

The other side of the coin is, the Brewers have no closer either.

QUOTE (Brian @ May 1, 2008 -> 04:03 PM) Don't jinx it, fellas. Kerry Wood IS jinxed, my friend.

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the save is blown.

WE GOT WOOD!!!!

QUOTE (fathom @ May 1, 2008 -> 03:59 PM) Was Kapler's double close to going out? The one-legged left fielder should have caught it, I thought. Bounced on the warning track.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 1, 2008 -> 03:56 PM) Atleast Wood is still the closer. He's no where near as good as Marmol. Wood is in a huge hurry to blow the save. Lou is dumb if he doesn't close Marmol soon, and stick Wood in the 7th or 8th inning slot.

QUOTE (Capn12 @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 06:48 AM) Oh, man I'd love to see Costello perform. I'm not a huge Police fan, but Costello I could definately dig. I love Elvis Costello, but he was also one of the worst shows I've ever had the misfortune to attend. He played a show at the Arie Crown, no band - just him and Steve Nieve. It was the most boring show I've ever seen - I literally fell asleep, as did my wife. When I woke up, I woke her up and we walked out. 50 bucks a pop, too - I was not a happy Critic that night.