The Critic

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ May 29, 2008 -> 11:36 PM) So tonight at my sister's graduation I found out that my grandmother watches Smackdown, how you ask? She told me that this kid in front of us looked like CM Punk. My wife's Grandma used to watch wCw Saturday Night every single week. We would go to her house to visit, and I'd end up watching it with her - she haaaaaaaaated Hulk Hogan. Grandma was awesome.

GODDAMN f***ING SUN SETS IN THE WEST EVERY f***ING NIGHT!!! WHY CAN'T IT SET IN THE f***ING EAST EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE????

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 28, 2008 -> 08:26 AM) Its a shame, I really wanted to see Pittsburgh make it a series. ....and so you shall!!! I expected Pittsburgh to come out with all guns blazing last night, but I think Detroit takes game 4 to regain their grip on the series.

QUOTE (Brian @ May 27, 2008 -> 01:50 PM) Hulk Hogan may or may not be a legend. rajah.com No, I know it was from rajah, I was just making a little joke. Whenever Pratt puts one of his articles or columns on here, it's always about that length.

QUOTE (shipps @ May 27, 2008 -> 01:09 PM) Do you have to be old to wish an old man Happy birthday? Because that seems to be the theme. Nah, it's just that all you young'uns are too self-absorbed to take a few seconds to wish your elders Happy Birthday.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 27, 2008 -> 01:08 PM) found this on rajah.com Did Pratt write that?

Happy Berfday, Jimmy!

Nobody over-acts like The Shat. Caruso is truly horrible, no doubt, but The Shat holds the world record for over-the-top horrendous acting.

Just got home from the second half of my split shift. I hope to sleep most of Tuesday away. If you see me posting here on Tuesday, you'll know my sleep plan was foiled.

Penguins are getting frustrated now, and are cheap-shotting like crazy. Wings are halfway to the Cup now - one minute left and Detroit leads 3-0.

QUOTE (Nokona @ May 26, 2008 -> 06:03 PM) if only we could hear what he did yesterday I heard it. He flashed back to his Brant Brown call. OHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!! then OHHHHH, JEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!! It was funny as hell.

Worked half my shift last night, going in tonight to do the other half after the Mrs. gets home from work.

And now there are two sets of Penguins I'm hoping will lose in the Finals. The SWB Penguins advanced to the AHL Calder Cup Finals against the Wolves.

So far, so good! 4-0 win for the Wings!

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ May 24, 2008 -> 03:10 AM) We're going to the finals :bringit :cheers :cheers Why do you care so much about minor-league Thrashers??? GO WOLVES!!!! BRING THE CUP HOME!!!!

So, is this game a rematch again? I saw a thread on WSI recruiting players for the July 19th rematch with Soxtalk. If so, you've given them bulletin board material with that whole "wimped out" comment and all....

QUOTE (juddling @ May 23, 2008 -> 03:07 AM) i'm not sure how many people are aware but Rolling Stone recently did an article that linked WWE diva Ashely Massaro(sp) to an escort service ( the thought). anyways.....as expected the WWE denies that it's there diva and both the WWE and Ashely claim it's a Las Vegas model with the same name. Rolling Stone is sticking by their story and claims to have evidence that proves that the WWE diva is the escort in question. Here is a web page (awfulplasticsurgery.com) comparing the diva to the model....... with the exception of the lip injections it looks like the same woman to me.....what to you all think???? is it Ashley??? Looks like the same person to me. We'll have to wait for WWE, some other publication, or the court system to produce the "other Ashley", I suppose.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 22, 2008 -> 10:55 PM) Drink beer from stanley cup yay! An exchange I had with some guy after the Wings last won the Cup and I was wearing my Wings jersey: "The Red Wings suck!!!" "YES, they suck champagne from the Stanley Cup!!!"

Beer is always good, unless it's a bad beer. Bad beer = whatever beer I don't like.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks??? [shaft!] You daaaaaaaaaaaamn right.

I guess this technically counts as music - Scarlett Johannson released a CD of Tom Waits covers. http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/29800018 She should concentrate on being good-looking and an okay actress. Pretty lifeless voice. Muddy production, most likely to mask the lifeless voice.

QUOTE (Brian @ May 21, 2008 -> 07:06 PM) Kennedy isn't a heavyweight contender cuz he is garbage in the ring. ....here it comes.... Not enough chinlocks? [one chinlock joke closer to my monthly quota]

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ May 21, 2008 -> 07:36 PM) Because he isn't jacked he isn't a top contender? Yeah, I don't get that either. Kennedy's about the same size as Michaels and Jericho now, and I can accept any of them as HW title contenders. I was a little bumped by Kennedy's quick shrink, but he's still very good.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/team/app/?servic...rticleid=363949 Good news. Sure, it's no Hossa signing.....but Hossa's still playing, so I'm sure that's why.....

QUOTE (zenryan @ May 19, 2008 -> 11:49 PM) I've rooted against Tito since his first UFC fight but I really want him to win and give a big FU to Dana White. In the prick vs. prick contest, I dislike Tito more than I do Dana. I think they're both assholes, but Tito is a worse one IMO.