The Critic

Bad penalty leads to Pittsburgh PPG. 2-1 Wings. Bad times.

Fantastic save by Osgood right there!

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Jun 4, 2008 -> 08:10 PM) Wolves trail 1-0 after one period of play. /begin second period /playing /playing /playing Wolves lead 5-1 after two periods of play NICE! Both sets of Penguins losing so far, but I'd feel better if the Wings were up 5-1.

THIS IS KENNY'S BIG MOVE!!! YOU HAPPY NOW, OZZIE??? WOOT!!!

QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 3, 2008 -> 05:58 PM) The Islanders stole Matilda from the British Bulldogs. SPOILER ALERT!!!!

QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Jun 3, 2008 -> 05:36 PM) So I stopped watching WWE- anybody want to fill me in on some storylines (include the Mickie/Cena one). Cena and Mickie are dating in real life, so the writers are spilling that over onto TV. Batista was mad at Michaels for ending Flair's career, and Jericho is kind of defending Shawn, yet another swerve lingers in the background. Randy Orton's shoulder is made of glass, so Triple H moves on to another feud (Hardy and/or Cena). There's talk of a 2nd generation stable including Ted DiBiase Jr, Carlito, Cody Rhodes, Afa Jr. and maybe Harry Smith. Beth Phoenix is feuding with Melina, who is surprisingly getting over as a face. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch split as a tag team and are set to feud. They teased the same thing with Paul London and Brian Kendrick, but seem to have pulled back on that. They'd probably have Rhodes split with Hardcore Holly if he joins the Kids Club stable. Carlito and Santino seem poised to win the tag belts, but that could get derailed if Carlito is going to be the mouthpiece of the Kids Club (my name, not theirs). That's about all I can think of right now.

HEY, KIDS! Grab some Rogaine, a ProTools kit, a divorce lawyer, a case of beer and the keys to the car, cuz it's time for the latest installment of..... The Wacky-Ass Hogans!!!! http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2008/articles/1212522168.php In this episode, the WAH's sue the Sheriff (I SUED THE SHERIFF, BUT I DID NOT SUE THE DEPUTY!!!) for releasing the tapes of their narcissistic, self-absorbed, delusional phone calls, because "they just want Nicky to be treated like any other inmate". Meanwhile, their petition for The Crippler to be moved to house arrest was turned down - see??? They DO want to treat The Crippler like any other inmate!!!! Until next time.......BOO f***ING HOO, HOGANS!!!!

He smells like potpourri and he gels his hair on the weekends. He can recite the alphabet backwards in less than 10 seconds, even after 3 beers. His sock puppet musical about the 1983 Winning Ugly team simply must be seen to be believed. His Vance Law impression is the highlight of the puppet show - it's absolutely dead-on. He can parallel park with his eyes closed. He can whittle a regulation size and weight bat from a tree branch in less than 4 minutes. His Hall & Oates t-shirt collection is majestic. These are just some of the reasons Greg Walker can never be fired as hitting coach.

I'm glad the Wings are a veteran team - if they were a young team, being 35 seconds from the Cup and losing that game could be devastating. I'm not worried yet. If the series goes to Game 7, I'll be plenty worried.

I just read that the lawyer for that HILARIOUS TV family, The Wacky-Ass Hogans, has filed for Nicky "The Crippler" Hogan to be moved into house arrest, because JAIL IS MEAN. If any judge allows that to happen, especially after the tapes were released where The Wacky-Ass Hogans were blaming the victim for "God bringing heavy s*** down on him" because "he's a negative person" and saying that the mother of the victim "isn't the one who's suffering, I'M SUFFERING", that judge should be immediately disbarred, then taken outside and battered to a pulp. Hopefully, this whole stunt is just a setup for the next season of the Wacky-Ass Hogan Show!! Watch as "Has-Been" Hulk and Linda "The Sufferer" hire and fire lawyers until they find JUST THE RIGHT heartless snake to follow their self-centered agenda!! Laugh as Howlin' Brooke whines about "everyone paying attention to Nick! WHAT ABOUT MY CAREER????" Admire "Has-Been" Hulk's tasteful black goin'-to-court do-rag!!! ("You think the judge would have a problem if I cut the sleeves off my suit jacket? Gotta show the pythons, bruthurrrrr!") That whole family is a pile of rotten, moldy DNA.

The Wings do indeed take Game 4 on the road to take a 3-1 series lead. One win from the Cup!

Sickening. Hawk, 4th inning: "I really think we're gonna get to Kazmir."

Marmol throws almost exclusively sliders. Brenly said yesterday he threw 10 pitches, 9 of them sliders. ....and his K to end the game was slider, slider, slider.

Podsednik just homered off Marmol to make it 5-4.

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ May 31, 2008 -> 11:08 AM) Jenna displays how she puts anyone and everyone's d*ick in a rear naked c*ock lock. FICKSED!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedi.../content.4.html If talent truly dictated career paths.

Some people take their work home with them.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 31, 2008 -> 08:14 AM) 30-24 +2 games 1/3 of the way through the season on pace for 90 wins. In first place 40 days and 40 nights. ...and yet I'm somehow still not confident. I must be a huge pessimist or something.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 30, 2008 -> 10:31 PM) I just told my wife about Hawk's son proposal, and she came up with a good question: what if one of her friends was watching, and texted her to let her know what was going to happen before that first out? That "friend" would be a meddling pig, and would be on my s*** list permanently if I ever found out. What kind of person would do that? Spoil someone's moment like that? It would have to be a miserable hag who can't stand to see anyone else be happy. Oh, sorry, back on topic - the Sox "offense" really sucked with RISP, and it better not become a trend. The rest of the division probably isn't going to suck all year, and the Sox better start driving in baserunners if they hope to hold the division lead for long.

Liney in, line drivey out.

And the Cubs take the lead. HA!

QUOTE (fathom @ May 30, 2008 -> 03:35 PM) Wrigley is such a joke when the wind is blowing out. The Cubs are within a hit of getting the tying run to home plate after being down 9-1. Makes for entertaining baseball, though. Not particularly well-played baseball, but entertaining.

An hour, huh? That means I'm going to miss 4 DAG-GUMMITs, 2 Ted Williams references and 5 to 15 complaints about the umpiring.

They sang Take Me Out To The Ballgame like they were late for a bus! Is it REALLY that hard to hook up a speaker with the organ music in the announcers' booth? :lol:

QUOTE (Brian @ May 30, 2008 -> 11:24 AM) I miss WCW Saturday Night. Seriously. I do too. I'd watch it before I went out on Saturday nights. It was a good program until they stupidly moved it to Saturday mornings.