The Critic

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 23, 2005 -> 11:06 PM) Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah :finger I'm shoveling sunshine Oh PLEASE.... 17 snowflakes and your entire state shuts down..... :headshake

QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Jan 23, 2005 -> 12:27 AM) you're not calling me an asswipe are you? I read it to mean Dusty Baylor the Pitcher Killer is the asswipe. ....this time....

The Pistons are losing their f***ing minds and it's HILARIOUS!

QUOTE(Athomeboy_2000 @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 12:40 PM) He actually doesnt do any of that in "Rides Again" Doesn't matter, he had already earned a lifetime ban and a scarlet letter for that crap routine. He'd need to deliver something better than "Bring The Pain" to get out of the hole he dug, and I don't think he's got that kind of funny in him...

Yeah, we're getting Round Three of this s***. "God's Vomit"....ugh....

QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 11:37 AM) I think Jeff Foxworthy is way funnier then Larry the Cable guy (not that it's saying much considering Larry the Cable guy is an example of the lowest common denominator of comedy.) Ron White is the funniest part of the entire thing and his absence is the reason their TV show isn't that great. I just can't take that "...you might be a redneck" garbage, that's why Foxworthy is so low on my scale. White and Engvall are actually fairly funny.

YES! WILSON VALDEZ!!! UNTIL THEY CAN SIGN SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

I'm neither here nor there on them. I find them funny in this order: Ron White Bill Engvall Larry The Cable Guy Jeff Foxworthy

I think Kaplan would be a great fit for WMVP's 9 to noon spot. ...oh, and fire Silverman.... Set up Kaplan and either Dickerson or DeFalco and forget about 9 to noon...

I heard that he petitioned Congress to allot 5 bucks for him to throw in the plate... ...he calls it "No Collection Left Behind"....

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 08:47 AM) If you're just thinking about merely making the playoffs: Twins If we're talking about a championship trophy: Yankees If you're smoking crack: Tigers That's why I chose the Twins. Gotta get in it to win it. I don't want the Sox to get ahead of themselves. I'm tired of hearing how "if the Sox get in the playoffs, no one wants to face them" and then no one has to face them cuz they couldn't get past Minnesota....AGAIN....

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 05:33 AM) The Wolves have been far more fun to watch through most of their existence than the Slackhawks. As long as Dollar Bill is in charge of the Hawks I won't spend one thin dime on them. The Wolves are a far better value for my entertainment dollar for the simple reason ( among many others ) that they actually play like they give a damn about winning. The only "counterpoint" I'd make to any of your post is that aside from assbag worthless morons like Mironov or Fleury, I think the Hawk PLAYERS give a damn about winning. They just haven't been very good. Which is the fault of the organ-I-zation, which I agree doesn't seem to care much if they win or lose, as long as the beer gets sold.

Until the Sox consistently beat the Twins, it's the Twins. Gotta win the division first, can't put the cart before the horse.

QUOTE(farmteam @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 07:02 PM) How's it a Ventura 23 jersey then? FANTASTIC!!!

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 05:37 PM) OMG YOU DISSED BASKETBALL!!! IM GONNA CRY. Just answering an opinion with an opinion. Cry if you feel like crying....

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 04:27 PM) Then there's this little gem, which comes complete with a huge WARNING NOT TO BE OPENED if you're easily offended and not a little disturbed already. It's a fine art piece called "F**k Grimace" that I see is available for purchase for $6 million according to the artist if anybody is interested. Well, if he only charged $1 for that fine work of art, he'd have to sell 6,000,000 of them. If he charges 6 mil, he'll only have to sell one. See the logic???

God, I feel so bad for her family. And I feel bad for this idiot's family too - I'll assume they didn't want to raise a lowlife, worthless, useless waste of space murderer.

QUOTE(Chisoxmatt @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 05:26 PM) I hope they dont start playing again. That way i dont have to watch the stupid highlights on sportscenter. Funny, that's exactly how I feel about basketball or college anything highlights.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 08:46 AM) But I have no idea what his kids were named... Clark, Addison and a daughter named Grace....

This is OK, after all, he IS Dr. Bill Cosby....

This is my #1 fear now that I have a daughter. Big f***ing tough guy who wouldn't do JACK s*** to another guy for fear of getting his ass handed back to him on a plate. Coward....

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 07:58 AM) Mark doesn't scare me nearly as much as an El Duque or Contreras. Mark has no "bad" pitches for his arm. He doesn't throw a heavy slider or screwball or heavy curveball that torques wrist shoulder and/or elbows. I was gonna say the same thing. Mark throws the "standard" pitches, he doesn't have a screwball, or slurve, or any of these gimmick pitches that strain the arm. Yeah, he's thrown a bunch of innings, but that by itself doesn't necessarily mean he's at any more risk for injury than anyone else. Thsi sounds like a guy picking a name out of a hat so he can seem like a "baseball expert" if MB does happen to suffer an injury.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 08:42 AM) More like a team option / player option situation to get that done. Anyone else concerned that basically we are the only ones bidding? Could be another Takatsu, maybe not. I just cannot get excited about this either way. I know this isn't what you mean by that, but I'd be thrilled if Iguchi worked out as well as Takatsu has. Shingo performed very well on the field and became a fan favorite despite not speaking much, if any, English.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 09:13 PM) The problem is that we're only addressing the symptoms and not the cause of the problem. Hamburglers are not born, they are made. Well before they are full-fledged Hamburglers they are clearly showing signs of being hardcore Hamborrowers. Kind of like this guy... The cycle of illicit burgermongering has to be broken, but you have to get to them before they go completely bad. I showed this to Wimpy's lawyer, H.M. McRib, and he asked me to print his response: "I am personally furious that you would refer to my client Wimpy as an example of burgermongering, when he has CLEARLY stated on many, MANY occasions that he would GLADLY pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today! If anything, my client's plight shows a desperate need for a reform of the Burger Welfare system in this country. When an honest taxpayer cannot afford the burger of his choosing at the time of his choosing, then most certainly the terrorists have won! But to insinuate that an honest, law-abiding citizen's attempts to garner a "burger loan", for lack of a better term, is somehow breaking the law????.......how dare you, sir......how DARE you."

This thread is the dumbest goddamn thing I've read in a looooong time!