The Critic

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 04:39 PM) Time for new stuff. Anyone familar with any of these? Worth buying? Detachment Kit Bright Eyes Suffrajett The Go I REALLY like the song "Wax Paper Packages" by Suffrajett, but it's the only song I have by them.

I heard some clips from One-Catch Freddie on Mike & Mike, went a little something like this: "I was open a trillion times, but nobody got me the ball" "The Patriots defensive backs are like little girls, all dramatic, too dramatic" Once again, I have to quote Jim Ross, the WWE announcer - my favorite thing he ever said is: "I'd like to buy him for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth..."

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 09:56 AM) No one is arguing that. My point is that no way is the effect on a boy the same as it would be on a girl. Unfortunately that's most likely true. And it IS unfortunate IMO that most guys regard sex that lightly.

True about the good year, bad year history for Farnsworthless. BUT: He's never switched leagues before. A whole new crop of players to try to learn about. Plus, he's retarded. That makes learning new things difficult for him. He's already 29 years old, and inconsistent as hell. It could work out for the Tiggs, but it's just YET ANOTHER gamble for them.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:19 PM) Paris Hilton -- the poster child for why a horse should not f*** a lamppost.

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:02 PM) I don't need to be drunk with power, as long as I have my Show-a-manicas watching my back brother. "show girls" would work better for that quote, Show....not saying that a bunch of girls would do your fighting for you or anything like that....

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:01 PM) Isn't being a skank a talent? No. Juggling is a talent. Spitting watermelon seeds into a hat from 20 feet away is a talent. Playing a banjo with your feet is a talent. Skankin' just comes natural. Either you are or you are NOT a skank....

I want Kong there until Frank regains his rightful spot. It won't be PK though.

Paris Hilton is a skanky pig whose only obvious "talent" is being a skanky pig.....and having a rich daddy....she's vomitacious....

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:47 PM) I don't have to wait for anything Critic. I loved those members only jackets. My step dad has one... DRUNK WITH POWER!!!! POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!!. ..and how often do you take that Members Only jacket out for a spin??? HMMMMMM???? Fess up....

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:36 PM) No, it wasn't directed at you. Just to the people out there who think they're pulling the wool of our eyes. To our young rebel friends who think they're not being watched... ( Imagining Mr. Showtime peeking around the corner with a Members Only jacket and giant 70's aviator shades on, JUST WAITING for one of those little bastards to slip up....)

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:32 PM) The spork is second only to that 7-Eleven Slurpee Straw/Spoon! ....stroon?.....

QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:25 PM) It may have started as an innocent relationship on an internet message board. Mohawktalk.com Pale Face Talk The Scalp Bar Sex, Lies, and Punk Rock

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 06:43 PM) I don't get it critic.. Makes you wonder the company they keep that makes them thing pedophelia is ok. Not to get TOO serious, but I don't want to judge anyone too harshly here. I remember ( vaguely, cuz I'm real f***in' old ) how I used to think about things when I was a kid. I didn't take much of anything very seriously, and said a lot of "non-PC" things to get a rise out of people. It was stupid, but it was me at that point. All I can do now is tell what I'm thinking, based on where things are in my life. Having a daughter has made any child-related subject REALLY important to me, and I get pretty defensive about that kind of thing. I know the younger posters realize what's right and what's wrong, but sometimes it's going to happen that you want to joke about things. It's one way of dealing with a serious situation, or just trying to be outrageous. I'll always try to see the other side, but I'll always tell my side too. I hope I explained that well enough - I'm reading it now, and I still don't feel like I said exactly what I want to say.

Grilli could do well in that park with its huge outfield....unless someone hits one in the RF gap and their new 15 million dollar outfielder has to limp after it....

QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 05:32 PM) One: Take it easy buddy. Steff has every right to express her opinion..and might I add not in an insulting way like you. Two: Where's my Thread Police badge?!? I got the cooooolest Thread Police Motorcycle.....okay, it's a Big Wheel, but it's still AWESOME!!!!

f***ing sickening. And it begs the question of "why the f*** is a 26-year-old hanging around with a 16-year-old in a 'punk clique' anyhow??????" I hope that nutty b**** gets the justice that she deserves.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 05:01 PM) Nope, boys are boys and girls are girls. and crime is crime. and this teacher is a sexual predator who should be locked away for what she did, once it's proven in court. a 27-year-old woman who has sexual desires towards a 13-year-old boy is every bit as much of a sicko as the reverse would be.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 06:54 AM) Is this a consistant flaw the Mav have, or was it because the Bulls defense forced them to rush their shots? From what I've seen of them ( and I am NO basketball expert ), the Mavericks seem to do that quite a bit. They also don't seem particularly interested in playing defense. Last night, they seemed to panic a bit when they fell behind, and they were throwing up 3's with 5 minutes plus left in the game. They looked stupid, to tell the truth...

I'll pass. Kittle was a funny enough interview as a player, but a whole book by him? I can't see it being very good.

The Mavericks have talented players, but they are a sloppy team that rushes their shots. Great job by Deng and Curry tonight. Curry was running the floor really well in the 4th quarter.

We're getting to that punchy, over-analytical point now. Thank goodness that pitchers & catchers report in 8 days. I'd much rather have something to discuss that has actually happened, rather than speculation and guesswork.

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Feb 8, 2005 -> 09:40 AM) ANd if Mags puts up numbers like he has in the past.. who is the dumb one? The Tigers. ....I just wanted to get in on the fun....

QUOTE(JimH @ Feb 7, 2005 -> 06:28 PM) If he's in the recreational drug business will someone let me know? Jimmy Fallon voice: "I'm juss keeeeding" Actually Fred Armisen, but a funny character nonetheless...

It's funny to me that the things Allen did have become almost legendary, but if he was a player these days he'd get destroyed if he did the exact same stuff.