The Critic

"You have no right to question me." :rolly ...that says everything I need to know about Jag Mariotti...or rather, confirms what I already knew...

THAT'S what I like to hear!!! ...White Sox Interactive, another Sox message board site.

I've always hated ND because my uncle ( who didn't even GO there ) is the most obnoxious ND fan in existence. Unfair? Sure, but the mere thought of Notre Dame makes me want to :puke

And while this board can be very negative, it can't hold a negativity candle to WSI.

I kinda feel bad for the Orioles. They can spend, but they seldom spend wisely. Even if they do spend wisely, they still can't hang with the Yankees ( and now the Red Sox ) in terms of payroll.

Respectfully disagree. In Living Color made me laugh a little, sometimes more than others. Chappelle's Show makes me laugh A LOT, every time.

...THIS after I agreed that you're a great mod????? YOU BASTARD!!!!!!! ....how DARE you.....get a good zinger on me......

That is actually true. At White Sox Intersomethingorother, they would have said "take it to chat" and then locked the thread. Proving once again that Soxtalk is the land of the free......for the most part.....

(picturing dozens of kids in a field in rural America talking like those kids on South Park...."Stan's dog is gay....yup....he's gay.....Stan's got a gay dog....." )

The racial draft was funny. "I've always wanted to say this......"fo shizzle".....(giggling)..." Tiger Woods after being drafted by the black race

UGH....that's a "nu-metal" goatee.....

I'm sure you have, but mine are worded properly, it's just the meaning that's insensitive.... Since I'm not gay, the only problem I have with "gay" as an insult is that it's really weak, grammar-school stuff. There are many many MANY far more effective words to describe stupidity, most of them more fun to say than "gay". tool.....numbnuts.....f***wit.....dolt.....just to name a few.

Perfectly said.

That was one of the scripted segments. "Chrissy" was completely in on the act.

DeFalco with Dickerson, Boden, anyone but Silverman. Silverman revealed his true colors while working with Jay.....what's his name again? Silverman is a toadie and a Hendry nutswinger and should wallow in overnights. DeFalco & Dickerson works just fine for me.

No, Mike, I can only wish I was YOOOOOUUUUU......

Just for clarity's sake, The Critic and Gene Honda Civic are not the same person. GHC was formerly known as The Cheat. Close, but no Critic! .....you're welcome.....

He's a worthless sports "shock jock", both in print and on air. Him, Lincicome, Rome, Mark Madden....all the same guy....

Latest Good News/Bad News report: Good News - KotexJag Moronotti has vacated his radio show. Bad News - this practically guarantees the return to mornings of the Idiot Nation of Jim Rome. Jim Rome = :puke :puke :puke

I remember some speech where he said, "If I have to sit through the end of this crummy play, somebody PLEASE shoot me!!!"

I was never a Bo Jackson fan. Just didn't like him at all.

Speaking for only myself, I was glad the Sox were trying to get SOMEONE, not necessarily Matt Clement ( I wanted them to go after Jon Lieber ). But after the ship sailed, I was relieved that the Sox didn't raise the ante out of desperation. Clement is a decent pitcher, but the market overinflated his value. As it stands, given the payroll the Sox are allowing themselves to spend, they got a risky pitcher with the potential to be very good. Plus, Hernandez is cheaper and signed for a shorter term than Clement would have been. I think Boston overpaid for a guy who in my mind is a bit of a risk himself, having faded late in the last two seasons.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I know trying to figure out the bigger words makes you sleepy. Oh, I took a look at your blog - here's my review: :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep :puke :sleep :sleep :sleep :puke :sleep :puke :puke :sleep ( went with all smilies so you'd stay awake.....you're welcome....)

Every movie starting with "National Lampoon's...." since the Vacation series has blown. The only sentence I want to see starting with "National Lampoon's..." is "National Lampoon's no longer the movie-making business".

....see what happens when you drink 8 glasses of water a day???? It's all water weight.....