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1/16th of an inch from hitting that out

No hitter still intact. At this pace Lucas will only need 207 pitches. EZ PZ.

Especially liquid carbs. I can attest, as can TLR

You get to watch baseball at the end of November? I'm super jealous!

Wow that's insane.... thanks for the higher quality and longer vid

Stay classy bleachers

take the first numbers and divide by 2. I have a TI-83 if you need it.

You'll be OK, just be aware. The drunk idiots just fight with each other. Your kid will hear some "new" words.

I've been to 8 home games this year and have seen more than 8 fights in the bleachers. There was a brawl today that went on for almost 10 minutes before security started taking away at least 1 guy (Cubs fan of course) in cuffs. It's not just Cubs/Sox it's been going on all year. Seems to be across sports this year and IMHO it's probably people going way too hard on the liquor after 1+ year of not being able to attend games in addition to heightened anxiety during COVID. If you are taking kids to the game I'd avoid the bleachers. If you really want to sit in outfield the right and right-center seats seem to be much tamer.

So just a normal day?

Lots of bitching about the lineup. (On par for a game thread I guess) Naturally, the Sox will probably win like 8-0.

If I ever meet someone from SoxTalk in person.. One of the top stories I will tell is how I almost got in a fight with Robbie Ray's cousins at the game earlier this year. Some stories I keep off the internet lol.

"When he un-corks his load" "It just explodes because you can't see it that way" Thanks for the visual Bacon

He looks great to everyone except the Toronto fans who think he's giving up a home run on every ball in play.

LMFAO!

I'm working on a Gordan Beckham drinking game/bingo card. Anyone wanna help? Here's what I am thinking of adding so far: -"I didn't graduate" -Any mention of Gordan's hair -"Leak" or "leaking" -Gordon butchers the pronunciation of a word -"I'm not good at math" -Misses a reference/pun by Jason

Lol, these fans are still cheering at every fly ball that goes even 200 feet. Someone spiked the poutine

I'll have you know I can finish in half that time!

2 more strikeouts and SoxTalk will be back to reaming Leury.

I'm curious what they are doing for lodging? I don't have access to the article

TLR once again playing 4D chess against the SoxTalk crybabies

We could have 20 hits and Soxtalk would b**** that the wind was blowing out or the xBA was only .290 and we got lucky.

Sumo

If we did a drinking game that included Bacon saying "leak" or "leaking" we'd all be passed out by the 3rd inning

Will 2 safety's do?