Nokona

The pitcher would have scissor kicked him or something.

Do you feel like you're being trapped in Charlotte with the OF that the big league team has?

It's times like these i embrace nsbb and cubs.com

He'll never be his brother. Just always tell yourself that.

Well, he never had a 20 K game

Jesus. And only Jesus. He might not be able to hit the deuce, but i hear he's got a good one.

he pitched something like 97 innings last year. We shouldn't touch him.

AND BRING UP ROGO

His name is OMIT. Duh

I loved how they all actually believed that they were coming back from a 15 run deficit with 1 out in the 7th. They had Ernie in the booth and he was basically s***ting all over himself. "OMG PATTERSON IS TEH R0X0RZ" "BURNITZ IS TEH BOMB! HE HAS SWEET SWINGS!" I mean, it's not like anyone can actually score 10 runs in an inning or anything... =)

f***ING SIHT. I dropped Loretta because i thought Baldelli would beat him back and someone picked up Loretta two days ago. You've got to be s***ting me.

It's the steroids as my Cub friends tell me. "No one can gain 30 lbs in an offseason. He was sick? That's bulls***!"

lol. So i left after the 3 run homer by Uribe, got in my car, headed towards my friends house, heard Paulie's homer, and turned the f*** around. I am in shock. Also, i loved the negativity at the beginning of this thread =)

I'm always a sucker for such hteories and it wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Kevin Walker

Isn't a DUI kind of the same deal? Some people i know swear to never drive drunk, but when they have a few drinks in them they don't care anymore. I know E and booze are two totally different things, but being under the influence messes up all kinds of judgement so couldn't you technically get away with saying "i was drunk, so i drove."

Joe Borchard anyone?

Beat it! Just Beat it! What a joke.

I like the newer ones alot. I love that salmon one with the bears. That one is hilarious i think.

I wonder if he's sitting on a goldmine. Christ imagine how much you could sell all that s*** in there for.

Poor, Poor Orioles.

I like Buerhle's, the whole out of body experience thing is pretty funny. Adn then of course Hawk chimes in with the "HE GAWN!" as Win or Die trying comes up.

I think that's ridiculous. KW has laid everything on the line his last few years trying to get all of us a championship. He has no thoughts about trading Reed and Olivo and other prospects to get us a championship, i highly doubt that would have factored into the equation. They're called prospects for a reason.

QUOTE(robin_ventura_eternal @ Jun 11, 2005 -> 12:40 AM) dont get me wrong, i love garland. but for me, you cant get any more consistant than burhle. i think that by seasons end, burhle will have the better ERA and record, probably not by much, but there you have it. burhle's durability is invaluable. BUERHLE. BUERHLE. BUERHLE.

OMIT is TIMO backwards. *giggle*