Chick Mercedes

Did you call for a doctor?

Personally, I felt like Shultz could have used another season or half season to get used to his new weight gain. A little rushed, but it’s early

The days of getting real prospects for veterans are over. Not that we ever really do.

Odd mental picture that. But this source is likely as good as any. Accepted.

Welp, he can still win a trade by default

Well that account invoked his name, I only related the bottom line graphic as the purpose. But we can compare him to Vaughn and find out if this has any merit?

He has altered this franchise forever. Bidets are now part of the fabric of the ballpark experience for these guys, which is priceless change

I would have shied away from trading for jockeys.

That’s why I qualified “judging by the highlights”. Needs more investigation.

It would be hard to have a better debut at the position defensively judging by the highlights.

What a time to be alive. Top 25 here we come.

They’re going to need a track record of accomplishment before they can slump. In April no less. But, I take your point.

New #1?

Antonacci in left field is about right. There’s no way one infield can physically contain both Cholowski and Antonacci anyways.

Jerry doesn’t make mistakes like that. Silly rabbits.

Better than ripping off George Gervin too. But I think the real Ant Man would like a word as well

“Ant Man”?? Ok. Well I guess it’s better than “South Side Samurai”

We do have to figure out why certain players don’t function here. Maybe if Robert just arrived from Cuba today, things would be different. If, the Sox are now different.

Cuda was on that too. I would have say, some players are just not gonna make it happen where they are, and need to move on

This is for the the couple isolated stragglers that still wanted to keep hope alive

From the highlights I have seen, he’s a gold glove already