JoeC

Can't wait until these songs stop having a statutory vibe to them.

An injury sustained while signing the longest contract extension in team history

What types of staffers do the Sox usually send to those clinics? What a disgrace.

Getting out of anything more than a prorated minimum salary of that contract is a W.

Seriously - just apply that energy to a low-level marketing intern who is told to cold call you to hit you up for season tickets. Then turn the intern's side of that cold call into a scene in The Front Office.

By drowning him in a Scrooge McDuck style swimming pool of profits?

Seriously - can you imagine a The Office style series of talking heads?

I say hire Ozzie for the rest of the year, and turn it into a reality show. Feeds into Ozzie's ego, and it gives JR an additional income stream. It makes this team somehow entertaining.

Tough bet…

Pretty sure it’s not Grifol. Pretty sure that players don’t want anything to do with the White Sox, not just with Pedro

You misspelled “poop.”

I don’t want to ruin someone like Sizemore.

It was worth a shot.

Profit.

I too am willing to donate, even if it isn’t enough to get rid of ads.

You mean while we flush one down?

In baseball history, I assume you meant?

Lottery ticket.

Speaking of which - when is SoxFest?

Thank you to the site admins for the proactive information. You guys rock.

Do you really want an answer to this?

Part of me wishes to say "well no s%*#, sherlock." But I completely empathize with you.

For how long?

You must be at least my age (40) if you consider Brian Anderson to be “recent.” …but yes - this team sucks at player development

You forgot the quotes around “baseball.”