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somebody get ja rule on the line to make sense of this mess...

that guy's fucking nuts

DOYLE RULES

you're wrong, she's perfect

her shoulders? damn, i thought i was down bad

the "assistant to the hitting coach" bit isn't as funny as they think it is. especially not for the 14th time.

So what happened? Seems like an injury.

I mean, was Noah as 'opener' the actual play, or is he hurt? Bizarre half inning.

I'm very confused. Wasn't really watching, what the hell just happened? Noah shits the bed, Will comes out and wanders around for a while, Schultz is out of the game?

.133/.170/.133 career vs sox. 0 extra base hits.

Doggy, you're the only one surprised by this Strange thread though. Giving 'Mitch McConnell is actually dead' vibes.

I'd give Lee another look.

I doubt it. He's as bad at hitting as Romo with none of the defense/pitch calling. Knizer's numbers are nice, but he couldn't find MLB work with the Rockies or Red Sox. Their backup catchers are as bad or worse than ours. Knizer was in Boston's system before the Adley/Rogers acquisition, he might've gotten the call over Narváez at some point. Worth a shot? I dunno. Probably a reason he's not getting the call though.

Had to go into the archive to find this receipt. I underestimated Chase but the general thinking was that it was an overestimation.

If the Red Sox thought he was any good, he'd probably be rostered over Jake Rogers one might think.

It's the Ja Rule concert tonight? Wish I was around. Wonder if Ashanti will be there.

Real question is what’s Zach Remillard up to? I like to think he’s now a New Orleans based chef specializing in remoulade sauces.

Hearing reports that certain members of the Red Sox bullpen have been drumming on a street light when the opposing pitcher throws a fastball.

games too long, need 2 manfred men

Red Sox broadcast showed a highlight from last night of Sam veering into and elbowing Contreras running down to first base. Pretty hilarious, the broadcast is like "they should throw at him" then he hits a double.

this is who we're sharing the road with

why does he even play????

No Tadahitos is surprising to me.

Third dumbest baseball talking head

Oh lol. I just saw the highlight. Pretty goofy but save the s%*# talk for the fans. Try to win a baseball game against a terrible team first.