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nice catch, kid

is this gonna be another one of those "why are they even starting this s%*#" game?

he’s not gonna date you, you know.

stay tuned for my standup comedy bit about todd rundgren's undiagosed autism. why did he like banging on that drum so much?

Maybe they're replacing Garfien with him. I can dream

Horse Illustrated. A very funny name.

is a 100% k rate a good k rate? romo helped him out there too

That was essentially my comment. Do I think Schriff deserves an A? Of course not. But it's necessary to balance out the Fs he's going to get. The truth is somewhere in the middle. B minus.

Awful AnnouncingIt’s time to grade the 2026 MLB local TV announcersIt's time for Awful Announcing's readers to grade the local TV braodcasters for each of the Major League Baseball teams for 2026.I gave John an A

The Sox lost in embarrassing fashion on a night dedicated to the head of the Catholic Church. I think this is a postgame thread.

Is Thorpe starting for Charlotte tonight?

uh oh

aw man. nice catch

Sox needed to be in extension talks with Burke before the start of the season. Missed opportunity, he showed this stuff last year. Hot take: he'll be a Cy Young contender next season.

it's a miracle

Gotta block that, Edgar

Same. Then she joined a cult. Then she left the cult and lived with one of those dudes from the band Weezer. I should call her.

Last time I attended a mass, it was an Eastern Orthodox service. I think they'd slap me.

YEAH BOY. DOYLE RULES. gonna be sayin that a lot

TBH I'd think the Catholics might be the ones to find it sacrilegious. But what do I know. The hat looks better than I thought it would but there's no scenario to wear it.

Starting to worry that Chase's injury might be more serious than anticipated. I don't think he's in the lineup tonight again. Would be a huge blow but Mateo would be a nice stopgap.

Urquidy, Shane Smith, Sandlin, Schultz, Schweitzer (that's a lot of S's), even Rock are arguably better options than Gilbert though none are particularly good options for this stretch run. Wikelman has a chance to actually be a good back of the bullpen guy. His pitch mix is unique and fairly devastating if he isn't walking 5 guys per 9. Maybe he'll never stop walking the world but Gilbert also struggles to throw strikes. Seems like everyone in the system does nowadays.

I think it's a question of why keep Tyler Gilbert instead of a rookie who is a decade younger if neither one is gonna reach the MLB roster this season.

Joe Rock kinda rocks. Excellent surname aside, 6'6 lefties with huge K rates don't grow on trees. Tyler Gilbert and Tyler Davis are still on the 40man. s%*#, I would've kept Wikelman over Cannon.

Is Grich the weak link? .896 OPS vL, .837 OPS total since break. I dunno who you're gonna find on the waiver wire that beats that.