WhiteSox2023

Murakami with the game awareness.

Benintendi got all of that one.

You dirty dirty boy… You’ll get Connor McKnight in jorts and a tank top instead!

A fan just said “good eye, Reese…” Another fan said, “if you had such good eyes, you would’ve seen that cop coming…” Then another fan said, “grip it and rip it, Reese!” Ruthless.

Gilbert’s line is dead sexy.

Excellent timing.

Would you prefer “status quo” instead?

Don’t you mean the best team in the NL? 🤣

I hope Getz enjoyed watching his lineup get shredded by a pitcher he DFA’ed.

He definitely needs some Nugenix or something.

Did Schriffen really just say that DFA’ing Dustin freaking Harris was a difficult decision? STFU, jabroni.

Im surprised his two biggest fans aren’t around to jump on this post.

That kid plays better defense than Benintendi.

It could probably go that way as well.

Getz kneels down in front of his bed every night and prays that Jerry lives to 100.

Historical or hysterical… or both?

Acuna, the weak ground ball machine. What a buster…

Antonacci’s dad assessing exit velocity and wind on his son’s first hit.

I thought McGuire was much better with his hands.

Ehhh… poop.

Nice play by Antonacci. That looked like a hit.

Was about to make the “palate of a toddler” comment word for word.

Stone gets his hot dogs plain. What a tool…

I’m pretty confident a terrible team just like the Sox would claim him as a last man on the bench utility guy. He’s still earning nothing, has speed, and can play multiple positions. He just can’t hit a lick.