WhiteSox2023

The only truly important thing that matters is what his budget is. If Jerry stays cheap as usual, the name doesn’t really matter.

It isn’t tucked away at all. Nightengale posts a bunch of bulleted notes from all MLB teams. It’s just that the Sox are so terrible they are an afterthought and this wouldn’t really be big news for most teams anyways.

George Jacobs from Windy City Limos.

Vargas should never swing the bat. Only way he gets on base.

Another collision on defense on a routine play. Amazing coaching…

@WestEddy laughed at this post of mine. I’d love to hear all the positivity around this team from him, but I’m guessing he will just go AWOL like he usually does…

Schriffen stroking Soroka for throwing harder even though he won’t be on this team next year. Get a clue, jabroni.

I’d rather watch neither. Getz is such a terrible GM that he passed on several players he could have acquired for a song that would have improved this team. Joey Bart Victor Robles Instead, we are watching Fletcher and Vargas play little league baseball.

Bwahahaha, read this article and then laugh at the posters that think this team will ever improve anytime soon. Nothing improves until JR is six feet under. Period.

Okay, how about Zach DeChoad? He’s awful regardless of what nickname we give him.

Zach DeChoach, swinging at absolute sh1t. Another wonderful acquisition by the worst GM in baseball.

Enjoy…

The Bummer trade was a failure. Getz thought Lopez would be a legit starting 2B and that Soroka and Shuster could be 3 and 5 starters in his rotation. He should have traded Bummer for prospects, not scrub vets to fill his roster. The Sox have a 25 year old reliever to show for that trade. Simply an awful trade of a lefty reliever who had trade value.

Ohtani takes dumps with more baseball talent than anyone Getz has acquired. 💩

That’s because our savior GM decided to put him back in the rotation. All hail lord Getz.

Yep, he already tried this “gotcha” game with Drew Thorpe versus Cease and that one didn’t end well…

They wanted to purchase an entire bag of dicks but could only afford one. You can’t spend a dollar when you only have 50 cents. 😢

His July was mediocre. He also gave up 4 earned runs in 2 innings to Boston on September 7th. His numbers would not be as good as they are if he wasn’t being limited to 2 to 4 innings. Getz is trading Crochet in the offseason and will probably neuter the return by attaching Benintendi’s contract so I don’t really know why you are so up in arms about him. 🤣

This team and its owner can go eat that bag of dicks.

A lot of starting pitchers could do well if they only pitched 2 to 4 innings a start. Are you for real? Do you honestly think he would be pitching just as well if he was throwing 5+ innings a start? 5.71 ERA post All-Star break.

Sizemore isn’t ready but neither is this team. When Schumacher gives them the adios, Sizemore will be the fallback candidate that the Sox will pretend they were going to hire the entire time.

Another one score loss for BR. This time to Loyola. A perfect pass was dropped in the end zone that would’ve tied it — right through the receivers hands uncontested. No OL = no run game. It’s like watching the Bears unfortunately.

Keep hoping and dreaming you buster. Better have saved up that retirement money… “People are laughing that they’re going to break a record, come on, these are human beings,” said Grifol, who hopes to get another job in a dugout or front office. “I hope they don’t break it.”