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Gotta show the video of a Maldonado strikeout and explain it, as if it doesn’t happen in a third of his at bats. Who the F is Stone kidding?!?

Stone explaining why Maldonado, a well-known awful hitter, struck out there is absolutely hilarious.

Grifol just out-managed himself out of a run. ???

Remember how Joey Gallo was always a three outcome hitter? HR, walk, or strikeout? DeJong is a two outcome hitter. Strikeout or HR.

Former Royal. What do you think? ?

He’s your basic Internet tough guy. He ran his mouth about how all Sox fans were wrong about this team being horseshit, but after two straight years of putrid play, he finally wised up and kept his mouth shut on Twitter. Even he can’t defend the team anymore and he realizes it. Back to staying silent and collecting his check from Jerry without stirring the pot.

Excellent.

Burn this team to the ground. These guys are such injury-prone wimps.

Because it’s obvious that the Sox have no qualms about running Crochet into the ground. He’s at 18 innings already. He will likely be at his innings limit by the trade deadline.

You’re right. No way that team would’ve lasted a normal 162 game season. They were down to 3 starters by the playoffs — Giolito, Keuchel, and Dunning.

For something like this to happen, it should be an automatic firing for a GM and manager. It should be in the MLB rule book, lol.

Stone stopped posting tweets because he could no longer be optimistic and defend this awful team against angry fans.

Remember Jerry saying that last year was the worst season of his life, and how the team wasn’t far away from contending?

Is it too soon to give Getz an extension?

Who could’ve predicted this? Only any baseball fan with a clue.

In your mental image, does TLR take another dump in his Depends when he runs out again?

Oh man, I thought little Nicky would actually make contact. Guess not.

Not build a historically bad lineup.

So many tempting follow-ups, but I ain’t touching it.

His loyal minion already lowered it by $55 million this offseason.

If they get shutout tonight, they will be averaging 1.6 runs per game. This is like watching a low scoring soccer team.

The MLB didn’t want Jerry and other owners to benefit from not trying to win.

Even Stone Pony is mailing it in apparently.

I knew he had pitched for the Braves but I’m pretty sure Stone didn’t. Did Stone say earlier that Schuster will remember eclipse day for the rest of his life, thinking this was his major league debut?