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He’s obsessed with keeping his undeserved job.

Rip on South Loop location… check. Fluff Eloy… check. Strangely call out Cubs trolls that don’t exist… check. Yep, that’s a tray post.

He was too busy fighting all the Cubs trolls that prevented the Sox from scoring any runs yesterday.

Okay, I now see what you meant with your post.

Agreed here. Sheets is worthless. Who can back up 1B in a pinch then? Maldonado?

Grifol is pathetic but defending TLR on anything is clown shoes. Dude fell asleep in the dugout.

LOL!!! ?

Think again. Getz is riding Crochet to the playoffs. Just wait until this lineup awakens!

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Bottom four for sure. Possibly bottom five if Andrew Vaughn doesn’t turn into anything better than a .735 OPS first baseman.

Great ideas to be honest. From your post to Grifol’s stupid ears. How sad is it that we are talking about a 34 year old Robbie Grossman being an upgrade to our lineup?

Jerry has hired a series of inept ass-kissing clowns to GM and manage his ballclub over the years. He just cut the payroll by $55 million in one offseason. His favorite player is David Eckstein so his stupid new GM hire decided to fill the lineup with three of them, and that’s not including Benintendi. He blames Sox fans for his team’s lack of success and earning power at his current stadium and expects taxpayers to fund his new ballpark billions of dollars. He is a smug talking, cigar smoking, piece of garbage who apparently wants to win, as long as he doesn’t have to pay a player what he’s worth on the open market. I’m sure I’m missing a lot more great points, so please add your own. When will we be free of this pathetic miser? By the way, this is what I picture whenever we rage about this team, except he’s laughing at us with huge puffs of cigar smoke billowing from his mouth, blowing perfect smoke rings in between laughs.

You poor soul.

I drink a lot of water, and right before bed. I noticed I could sleep through the night regardless when I was younger but now I wake up to pee like a racehorse 2-3 times in the early morning if I drink too much water right before bed in my older age. I guess it’s good that I’m not just tinkling it out slowly.

They’re bad. You know it too. No amount of jokes is going to change that the bottom of our order will be DFA fodder by the start of summer.

Half the Sox lineup aren’t.

Meanwhile, Stone was calling him a wizard behind the plate today. Goodness, who knew that age catches up with baseball players, and especially catchers?

They just lost.

Good stuff.

@baseball_gal_aly said she would be the female Ron for this year in another thread.

Yes, this is going to happen a lot with this garbage lineup. The guys we are banking on being good haven’t shown any consistency other than Robert and the bottom half of the starting lineup is composed of guys who are bad bench players at best.

Apparently it doesn’t happen, even against a very good pitcher. It only happened one other time 57 years ago against a Hall of Famer. This putrid offense is already setting records.

Jake Burger went 3-for-4 with three RBI on Thursday in the Marlins’ Opening Day loss to the Pirates. Figures.