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Colson at 3B and Acuna at SS. @Look at Ray Ray Run bout ta explode! 🤬

True story.

He’ll like it too.

So if someone thinks the magic wand is stupid, they aren’t a Sox fan? And if someone thinks the Cubs have one of the best CF’ers in the game, they also aren’t a Sox fan? You are starting to sound like Cali dictating who is a true Sox fan.

He is, but he’s still good. He also dresses like Vanilla Ice.

I guess it’s true for this one game, but reading this is hilarious.

You sure have your favorites. All three guys are at zero or negative WAR.

It sure does. Reminds me of the Fukudome shirt. Horry Kow.

Back to back series losses and this one is a sweep. Time to get rid of Vasil’s cursed cuck stick.

It falls into the All-Star category. And don’t you forget it…

I heard he and Howard Ankin both have shrines to PCA in their basements. Both of them are just faking their Sox fandom for the ads.

Says the guy from Wuhan, the origin of Covid. Your country is the biggest rival.

PCA is playing out of his mind. Today, he went 2 for 4 with a HR, 2 RBI, and a walk. Current line: .286 .363 .521 .884 Along with 16 HR, 40 RBI, and 18 SB. The doubters were just Cubs haters. Acquired from the Mets for the rotting corpse of Javy Baez. What a ridiculous trade and steal of an extension they snagged one of the best young CF’ers in baseball on.

PCA is actually performing while Vasil is playing kid games with his magic cuck wand. And don’t besmirch PCA’s name like that again.

I’ll find you and snap it in half.

Cringy. When your arm is attached by stitches and you can’t contribute at all, you should stay humble and shut your yapper. Skubal doesn’t care about your magic wand, doucher. He’s getting guys out while you are waving around a kid’s toy, jabroni.

Bro is so played out. Dude is 26 and dresses like my 18 year old son and his friends going fishing. He’s made almost $2 million in his career so he obviously chose wisely but brohan obviously wasn’t paying much attention when he was attending classes at Boston College.

Made up for that caught stealing.

Nice steal, jabroni.

PCA is 3 for 3 with 2 walks and an RBI today. .283 / .869

Moral of the story — always protect your meat.

Greatest post of all time. @WestEddy wins the decade, if not the century.

@vilehoopster deserves to take a lap. Benintendi earned his money tonight.

Yep, Pluribus too. Unfortunately, season 2 isn’t coming for a long while. 😔 Just started watching The Boroughs to try it out. Sure seems like old people meet Stranger Things. The Duffer Brothers need some new material.