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Yikes.

Yep, was about to say the scouting reports I read said he was actually a good defender.

BRYAN

I think the narrative is more about who the Sox have control over. Montgomery won’t be a free agent until 2032, so Murakami is the much bigger concern.

There can be only one @greg775.

I’m thinking Vasil will try to cure Acuna’s slump tonight with his wand. However, Acuna will continue to have bad at bats, resulting in Acuna grabbing Vasil’s wand in the dugout and snapping it right in his face. This will cause a rift in the clubhouse and a long losing streak.

Is Vasil going to give him a wand?

Bruce LeVineLine? Exactly. 😆

I’ll take the over.

Nah, he was more relevant last season when he was pitching well. Now he’s the team mascot. I’m sure he wishes he was pitching right now instead.

You mean Steve Stone will have to actually start working full-time again?

Maybe they were Unwiches with no bread? 😆 He also said he drank a lot of protein shakes.

Google says he was 190 last year and 210 this year. I still think he looked a bit thin last year.

PCA should be the professional and be man enough to ignore heckling. He should be used to it by now. But that woman was also full of it. She made some tweet about how she was just sitting there trying to enjoy her engagement party, when you can clearly see that once PCA botched the catch she immediately bolted from her seat and ran over to heckle him. 😆

I honestly thought Teel looked too thin last year and could afford to gain some weight, but it didn’t seem to impact his performance last season. By the way, look at the second comment on your YouTube link…

Romo has earned his paycheck so far and hopefully Quero just had his slumpbuster game without having to do a slumpbuster the Mark Grace way…

Just think if we couldn’t make fun of players. That would be a month of good jokes about Reese McGuire eliminated. And if he actually read this board, he would have probably been shamed into never publicly masturbating again. The board was actually looking out for the rest of humanity.

I wonder if Stone will be there tonight.

This is actually sadder than it is a flex.

I realize these guys are injury-prone, but it sure seems like Hays wasn’t completely healthy when they brought him back, similar to when Tauchman was brought back too early last season and looked like he could barely run the bases, and then reinjured himself.

Jeez, the guy called their defense mediocre. He didn’t just completely s%*# on Sox catchers like you just did on Sox fans. He also never compared himself or his own talent to Sox catchers. So baseball fans can’t critique players now?

These aren’t coincidences anymore. They are repeated occurrences.

True. It could be her third marriage for all we know.

“I’ll have you know that I scored four touchdowns for Polk High in a single game on a torn ACL.”