Soxy

QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Nov 15, 2005 -> 10:18 AM) Man, I never got molested when I was 15. Lucky kid. shut the f*** up.

I love the post office. I think they're so efficient and charge a very reasonable price (even with the increase). That's all.

I feel like I should tell you to knock it off, Juggs, but I have no clue wtf you're doing. So, I can't tell you to knock it off. . .

Who just got an e-mail from her science boyfriend? I did!

Having Thanksgiving alone in my apartment. Probably make a chicken curry or something.

Or don't leave one without fanning the flames higher. . . Apparently, not everyone's grandma told them the best way to avoid a fight was to stay away from people that fight. . .

QUOTE(YASNY @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 07:38 AM) Or White Entertainment Television network I believe that's called PBS.

Happy birthday Queen-y. One of my favorite posters. Have a good one!!!!!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 13, 2005 -> 08:41 PM) Nope, I'm pretty sure a neandrathal would not have stood any chance back in the day. I would guess there was a very good reason man did not live during that time period. First man was too stupid to survive that crap. Dorky question, but didn't the neandrathal line die out? And we evolved from a separate line, homo erectus (I think)? Just wondering.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Nov 13, 2005 -> 08:26 PM) More like the typing challenged. :finger Oh hush. You love me.

Dude, forget that. Give the scholarships to people who really need it: the spelling challenged.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 13, 2005 -> 06:50 PM) Applesauce hope you enjoy. Steff, Soxy, Mercy!...there are some great articles and recipes on this site. You forgot the green.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 13, 2005 -> 04:03 PM) We have a winner. It was Guinness' second most important contribution to society. Third was the Guinness Book of World Records. Any guess what #1 is? Their witty advertising?

God bless! And I hope for a safe return for all of our men and women in uniform. Today in church someone's son was home from Iraq on leave. So, he was there in his dress blues and medals--look *very* nice. Anyway, the crazy old ladies sit behind me just went gaga over him. A decent amount of speculation about how they wish they were younger, and if anything was more attractive than Marine dress blues.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 11, 2005 -> 06:23 PM) It all sucks until you learn who invented the t-test. Thet it becomes a thing of beauty. Any guesses? Tex? Soxy?? I know this! It was a guy working for Guinness, but he couldn't publish the paper under his real name because of the intellectual copy right (Guinness owned them I think), and so he published it under Student or something. Or at least it's something in that vein.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 10, 2005 -> 09:50 AM) Science fallible? Don't tell that to anyone involved in evolution. They might start a smear campaign... Well, when a better SCIENTIFIC theory comes along let me know. . .

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Nov 10, 2005 -> 01:43 AM) Don't worry Soxy, just give up...Its hopeless, I'm a lost cause. Yep, your a lost cause alright. Its okay tho, were still you're friends!

Got this one in the mail and figured I should add it to Steff's compilation. OPEN LETTER TO YOUR PETS Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children. Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.

Psychology Plus You will never have to get a job (because no one will hire you) You will get to stay in school forever, because if you want to find a job you will need at LEAST one additional graduate school You can always tell your parents, hey, at least I wasn't a Philosophy major! Minus People will always ask you, "Oh are you going to analyse everything I say?" Freud was a crackhead People will tell you all their problems (although, maybe a plus, if you enjoy gossip. . .)

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Nov 10, 2005 -> 01:01 AM) Okay, since we’re posting snake photos that have been passed around the net, let me counter the one that Tex just put up with one which demonstrates better serpent-human coexistence. But don’t try this at YOUR home, boys and girls. Python reticulatus and juvenile Homo sapiens (in Thailand?) AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight. . .

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 10, 2005 -> 12:54 AM) Their their, Soxy, don't take it to hard. My brain just exploded. . .

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Nov 10, 2005 -> 12:48 AM) Your AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Nov 10, 2005 -> 12:50 AM) And Journey. Well, obviously. That's just implicit in the above statement.

So, it's been a rough past couple of months. That being said, I couldn't have made it through without my old buddies Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, and Patsy Cline.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 08:06 PM) Job is exactly what I was thinking of when you said that. He got messed up really bad for no other reason than to test his faith. Not to mention various stories of genocide that took place during that period. Yeah, there's definitely some stuff in the Bible that, if taken literally, is more than enough to push people away from God. Which is why, I guess, I'm not a literalist. But I thought Job was a good fun little example there--I mean, how much would I love to have a conversation with God about the injustices of life?